Never had you figured for a Doors fan.

Not really a Doors fan, but sure I'd like to get into them.

You want to be a Doors fan? You can't just go buy any album.

It's scientific. You got to buy this.

Waiting for the sun.

Listen to it every night around dusk for about a month.

Then what? Who's playing bass?

No one. No bass.

No bass? That's right.

The gypsies had no homes. The Doors had no bass.

But don't let that scare you, my friend. Let that liberate you.

Because when you're free flying with the Doors fan, what do you need a safety net for?

T-B-T-L!

How's it all going?

You asking me about my podcast?

Yes.

Still trying to figure it out.

It's so easy. All you do is point and click.

But how does it work?

All you need is a computer and a regular phone line.

What's the symbology there?

Symbology?

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