#3073 Better Off Ned

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Leisure, Comedy

4.8 • 2.3K Ratings

🗓️ 10 January 2020

⏱️ 81 minutes

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Summary

Andrew gets into some more jukebox trouble, and Luke discovers a heavy metal band based on Ned Flanders. Plus, listeners help solve the mystery of the "Keep Calm It's Only Garlic" sign in Luke's hotel room. And a designer helps identify Luke's least favorite font.
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0:00.0	This is stuff so funny by the way.
0:03.0	Did the comic come up with this?
0:04.0	Because some of this stuff, I feel like I could see somebody doing it in their act.
0:08.0	Right?
0:09.0	A duck, this friend is a little monkey who he can't swim.
0:13.0	That's hilarious.
0:14.0	That's like something I would do.
0:15.0	I would be like, could you imagine yourself being like a duck?
0:18.0	But you don't want to get in the water?
0:21.0	Yeah, that's the way I feel every day when I hop on a 48 freeway.
0:27.0	T-T-B-T-L.
0:34.0	Guess what day it is?
0:36.0	Guess what day it is.
0:38.0	It's Friday.
0:39.0	Friday.
0:40.0	Gotta get down on Friday.
0:42.0	Everybody's looking forward to the weekend.
0:45.0	Oh, I know this.
0:46.0	This violates every can I'm never respectable broadcasting.
0:49.0	You, like, are definitely...
0:51.0	You're the real thing that a lot of people say.
0:54.0	So, do you think if you weren't, I mean, if you were less fake,
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