#3072 Bed Head Bread

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Leisure, Comedy

4.8 • 2.3K Ratings

🗓️ 9 January 2020

⏱️ 75 minutes

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Summary

Luke quizzes Andrew to see if he's as smart as Ken Jennings. (He is not.) Then they do their best to understand property law as it pertains to a billionaire who's blocking access to a California beach, giving Andrew another opportunity to prove that he's not as smart as Ken Jennings.
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0:00.0	I know somebody here. I met him on a train. His name is James. No, name is James
0:16.1	Josephson. No, no. James Lawrence. Lawrence. Lawrence Fells. Lawrence Fangs.
0:24.9	Forest Lawrence Tim. Lawrence Lawrence Lawrence Lawrence. Lawrence. Lawrence
0:34.2	Luck. His name is James Jesson Vettin. Lawrence Fells. Lawrence
0:39.9	Jesterton. Lawrence Jesterton. Lawrence Jamison. Yes. Yes. Yes. We're like this.
0:50.5	T-B-T-L. Well, well. Here we are. I want to congratulate you for being on time.
1:02.0	I have a beta sequence I've been working on. Would you like to see it? I'm not
1:05.9	handling this well. I don't feel competent. I'm depressed. Okay, so need to talk to me and I can't have
1:12.2	you back here because my iguana was injured from all the noise. You got really scared. I have no
1:17.7	idea what you just said, but I feel totally transformed. T-B-T-L. Well, all right. Hello. Good morning.
1:29.7	And welcome everybody to a Thursday edition of T-B-T-L. The show that just might be too
1:35.3	beautiful to live. It's an audio files nightmare. My name is Luke Burbank. I am your host. Yes, sir. Yes, sir.
1:42.5	Coming to you from the beautiful shores of Lake Michigan and Chicago, Illinois, everybody.
1:50.9	It is episode 3,072 in a collector series. Let the fun begin. And we have so much to discuss with
1:58.5	all of you here on the imaginary radio, including an update now on what has been going on with the
2:04.1	jeopardy goat competition. The greatest of all time tournament is happening. As of yesterday,
2:11.0	our friend, and as I mentioned, noted T-B-T-L deceiver, Ken Jennings, was leading. But of course,
2:18.1	there was another competition last night, and that has now changed the standings. We will tell you
2:21.7	what's going on with that. Spoiler alert, Ken Jen is no longer in the lead. Losers in other words.
2:27.8	And I think partially it's because he's been taking time out of his busy schedule
2:32.2	of entertaining millions. I mean, 14 million people are something to watch the first night of this
2:37.6	jeopardy thing. He's been taking time out of his busy schedule to drag me on social media.
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