#3074 Dabbing De Los Muertos

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Leisure, Comedy

4.8 • 2.3K Ratings

🗓️ 13 January 2020

⏱️ 75 minutes

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Wild turkeys are menacing Minnesotans, vultures are destroying radio towers, and foxes keep attacking the same guy. Plus, Luke and Andrew try to guess what their all-day work retreat will be like...
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0:00.0	Oh, I honestly don't know the man.
0:02.0	Well, understandably Bob is pretty broken up by all of this.
0:06.5	And he asked me to ask you if you'd be willing to be a Paul Bear at Carl's funeral.
0:14.0	A Paul Bear at Carl's funeral?
0:20.0	I don't...
0:22.0	I, you know, I'm a flattered that it's quite an honor to be here.
0:27.0	I knew he would say yes.
0:28.0	And normally I would, I would, I, you know, but my back.
0:33.0	I have, I have back issues, honey.
0:36.0	You know, my back, the thing with my back.
0:38.0	Your back. Oh, it's, it's terrible.
0:41.0	And his arms are so weak.
0:43.0	Little muscles like coordinates.
0:45.0	Yeah, yeah, we're just talking about my back.
0:47.0	Sweetheart.
0:48.0	It's awful.
0:49.0	T-B-T-L!
0:54.0	Back here live at the Waterfront Village with my friend, the zombie Jonathan.
0:59.0	You're looking good, Jonathan.
1:00.0	Just got an awesome face paint job.
1:02.0	What do you think?
1:03.0	I like turtles.
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