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Stiff Socks

307: Nips on the Lips

Stiff Socks

Trevor Wallace and Michael Blaustein | Audioboom Studios

Stand-up, Comedy

4.87.3K Ratings

🗓️ 4 December 2024

⏱️ 82 minutes

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Summary

Get tix to our Stiff Socks Tour at https://stiffsocks.com
Support the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod
Bonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! https://www.apple.co/socks

More Sara Saffari
YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@sarasaffari
IG: https://www.instagram.com/sarasaffari__
TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@saffarisara

Stiff Socks tour dates: https://stiffsocks.com
Portland, ME: Dec 4
Providence, RI: Dec 5
New Haven, CT: Dec 6
New York, NY: Dec 7
Bethlehem, PA: Dec 8
Red Bank, NJ: Dec 9
Charlottesville, VA: Dec 10
Knoxville, TN: Dec 11
Atlanta, GA: Dec 12

🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com
🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com

0:00 That Hour of the Day, Fall Weather, Portland Maine
4:22 Freezing Temperatures, Air Frying Glizzies
8:10 Trevor’s Parents 37 Years Married, 2025 Corvettes, Going 190mph
17:03 Nipple Cream For Lips?
22:35 Bombing on Purpose, TikTok Sock Hack
27:46 Sessions on the Tour Bus
32:19 Speakeasies, Pirates Of the Caribbean Ride, Young Matt LeBlanc
39:08 Every Christmas Movie, Michael Buble
48:10 Addison Rae Diet Pepsi Song, Sabrina Carpenter Reposted Trevor
55:09 Ask Sara Saffari - Best Place and Worst Place to Hit On a Girl
1:00:19 Sock Talk - Cookbook With a Very Special Ingredient 
1:06:12 Justin Bieber Closing Door on Hailey Bieber
1:17:29 Secret Sock Talk - I Can’t Sleep Without My Childhood Teddy Bear

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Transcript

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0:00.0

Kiss me, Sabrina.

0:01.3

Hold on what happened?

0:01.9

She reposted a video I did when I was talking about the espresso thing.

0:04.5

Did she?

0:05.1

She reposted something and it did like dumb numbers like 12 mil.

0:08.3

What?

0:09.0

Hold on, hold on.

0:09.7

You just see this?

0:10.6

And she reposed it?

0:12.2

Yeah.

0:14.5

DM her, get her on the effing pot or do a video with her something.

0:18.9

Head.

0:19.9

Well, no.

0:21.8

That does nothing for the podcast.

0:23.9

I walk in here.

0:24.4

I got head by Sprinter Carmen or you're like, no, you didn't.

0:26.4

I'm like, all right.

0:27.8

Do any proof?

0:28.4

No.

0:28.8

Maybe we should write a song about me.

0:31.6

When is 40 hours start for you?

0:33.5

Oof.

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