306: Thanks Giving Head
Stiff Socks
Trevor Wallace and Michael Blaustein | Audioboom Studios
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🗓️ 27 November 2024
⏱️ 93 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | I'm thinking of a stand up and your mom's like crying. |
| 0:02.5 | What about me? |
| 0:03.5 | Dude, shut up. |
| 0:04.5 | What if you just stop there? |
| 0:06.0 | Oakley, close your eyes. |
| 0:07.5 | Mom and dad are getting divorced. |
| 0:09.0 | You got throated twice and it once was by me. |
| 0:12.0 | Just setting that kid up to vape. |
| 0:14.0 | What do you think turkeys are doing right now? |
| 0:16.0 | Thanksgiving is tomorrow. |
| 0:17.0 | Are turkey stressing? |
| 0:18.0 | Are they chain smoking? |
| 0:19.0 | Are they stressing? Are they chain smoking? Are they drinking? It's like, if they're like, hey, the world's ending tomorrow, what are you doing? Yeah, but I mean, yes, |
| 0:24.2 | I think maybe someone nervous, but I think there are some that are like, hell yeah. I mean, |
| 0:29.3 | hell, if I was turkey, I'd be like, hell yeah. Well, you, yeah. Chop my head off. Do they have heads? What? No, I mean, you don't mean. They come, they come. What's a jiblet? That's what I want to know. Remember, you know, you take the thing out of the turkey and it's in a bag? What's all that? And why do we need it? What is that? It's like, it's like, when you make an IKEA desk and it has like all the tools and stuff. I don't like when they give me extra nuts and bolts, but like they don't tell me that they're giving me extra nuts and bolts. |
| 0:55.3 | You let me know. |
| 0:55.6 | Because then I'm like, |
| 0:56.5 | were these supposed to be somewhere? |
| 0:57.5 | They need to color the extra one's pink |
| 0:58.8 | so I know that I don't really need them |
| 1:00.5 | unless something falls off. |
| 1:01.5 | Dude, |
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