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🗓️ 11 December 2024
⏱️ 75 minutes
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0:00.0 | Hello, it's me. I work for the Guinness World Records. |
0:02.0 | I'm here for the funniest man contest. |
0:04.0 | Yeah, you ever lit a candle to jerk off? |
0:06.0 | No, but I wish the answer was yes. |
0:08.0 | Dude, I had abs, but I was like seven. |
0:10.0 | Your mom's like, coming to breastfeed? |
0:12.0 | You're like, yeah, you bet you wish you had me on there. |
0:14.0 | Well, I go, breastfeed, that better be almond milk, bitch. |
0:16.0 | I'm on me real quick. No, no, no. |
0:21.6 | We're in. |
0:24.1 | We're also in a fucking tour bus. |
0:24.7 | Tour bus. |
0:25.6 | Toer busse. Spell it. |
0:26.2 | Tour bussy. |
0:26.7 | B-U-S-S-Y. |
0:27.6 | Busy. |
0:28.6 | One that are off from pussy. |
0:29.7 | I jerked off last night, and I'm like well let's walk them through us there's |
0:37.5 | nine guys on a tour bus tour bus is very nice first of all zero hose I don't think it's |
0:42.7 | me a hose the entire time everyone has a relationship and it's first of all there's no weird |
0:46.3 | my left hand do you joke over your left hand yeah have we talked about this yeah are you |
0:52.4 | do you right with your I hit hit my left-hand doggy? |
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