308: Burlington Throat Factory
Stiff Socks
Trevor Wallace and Michael Blaustein | Audioboom Studios
4.9 • 7.5K Ratings
🗓️ 11 December 2024
⏱️ 75 minutes
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Summary
Support the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod
Bonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! https://www.apple.co/socks
Stiff Socks tour dates: https://stiffsocks.com
Knoxville, TN: Dec 11
Atlanta, GA: Dec 12
🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com
🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com
0:00 On the Tour Bus, The Silent Reddit, Listening Through the Walls
13:28 Suitcase Clothes, Michael’s Post Clean Up Job, The Camaro of Bedsheets
17:53 Buying Domains, Trevor’s Twitter
22:48 Coffin Cranking, 127 Hours, Sleeping on the Bus
28:50 Christmas Time in a Coffee Shop
35:23 Falling Asleep With AirPods, Bus Danger, Bryan Johnson Podcast
47:03 Burlington, Vermont
52:45 The Curse of a Big Hog, Gen Alpha, Triplets
1:01:19 Portland, Maine
1:03:42 Sock Talk - The Show in New Hampshire
1:04:50 Sock Talk - Husband Releases in the Closet
1:07:56 Baskin Throbbins, Ben & Jerry’s
1:11:25 Secret Sock - Trevor Wallace Brought Me Here
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Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | Hello, it's me. I work for the Guinness World Records. |
| 0:02.0 | I'm here for the funniest man contest. |
| 0:04.0 | Yeah, you ever lit a candle to jerk off? |
| 0:06.0 | No, but I wish the answer was yes. |
| 0:08.0 | Dude, I had abs, but I was like seven. |
| 0:10.0 | Your mom's like, coming to breastfeed? |
| 0:12.0 | You're like, yeah, you bet you wish you had me on there. |
| 0:14.0 | Well, I go, breastfeed, that better be almond milk, bitch. |
| 0:16.0 | I'm on me real quick. No, no, no. |
| 0:21.6 | We're in. |
| 0:24.1 | We're also in a fucking tour bus. |
| 0:24.7 | Tour bus. |
| 0:25.6 | Toer busse. Spell it. |
| 0:26.2 | Tour bussy. |
| 0:26.7 | B-U-S-S-Y. |
| 0:27.6 | Busy. |
| 0:28.6 | One that are off from pussy. |
| 0:29.7 | I jerked off last night, and I'm like well let's walk them through us there's |
| 0:37.5 | nine guys on a tour bus tour bus is very nice first of all zero hose I don't think it's |
| 0:42.7 | me a hose the entire time everyone has a relationship and it's first of all there's no weird |
| 0:46.3 | my left hand do you joke over your left hand yeah have we talked about this yeah are you |
| 0:52.4 | do you right with your I hit hit my left-hand doggy? |
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