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Stiff Socks

308: Burlington Throat Factory

Stiff Socks

Trevor Wallace and Michael Blaustein | Audioboom Studios

Stand-up, Comedy

4.87.3K Ratings

🗓️ 11 December 2024

⏱️ 75 minutes

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Summary

Get tix to our Stiff Socks Tour at https://stiffsocks.com
Support the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod
Bonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! https://www.apple.co/socks

Stiff Socks tour dates: https://stiffsocks.com
Knoxville, TN: Dec 11
Atlanta, GA: Dec 12

🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com
🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com

0:00 On the Tour Bus, The Silent Reddit, Listening Through the Walls
13:28 Suitcase Clothes, Michael’s Post Clean Up Job, The Camaro of Bedsheets
17:53 Buying Domains, Trevor’s Twitter
22:48 Coffin Cranking, 127 Hours, Sleeping on the Bus
28:50 Christmas Time in a Coffee Shop
35:23 Falling Asleep With AirPods, Bus Danger, Bryan Johnson Podcast
47:03 Burlington, Vermont
52:45 The Curse of a Big Hog, Gen Alpha, Triplets
1:01:19 Portland, Maine
1:03:42 Sock Talk - The Show in New Hampshire
1:04:50 Sock Talk - Husband Releases in the Closet
1:07:56 Baskin Throbbins, Ben & Jerry’s
1:11:25 Secret Sock - Trevor Wallace Brought Me Here

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Transcript

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0:00.0

Hello, it's me. I work for the Guinness World Records.

0:02.0

I'm here for the funniest man contest.

0:04.0

Yeah, you ever lit a candle to jerk off?

0:06.0

No, but I wish the answer was yes.

0:08.0

Dude, I had abs, but I was like seven.

0:10.0

Your mom's like, coming to breastfeed?

0:12.0

You're like, yeah, you bet you wish you had me on there.

0:14.0

Well, I go, breastfeed, that better be almond milk, bitch.

0:16.0

I'm on me real quick. No, no, no.

0:21.6

We're in.

0:24.1

We're also in a fucking tour bus.

0:24.7

Tour bus.

0:25.6

Toer busse. Spell it.

0:26.2

Tour bussy.

0:26.7

B-U-S-S-Y.

0:27.6

Busy.

0:28.6

One that are off from pussy.

0:29.7

I jerked off last night, and I'm like well let's walk them through us there's

0:37.5

nine guys on a tour bus tour bus is very nice first of all zero hose I don't think it's

0:42.7

me a hose the entire time everyone has a relationship and it's first of all there's no weird

0:46.3

my left hand do you joke over your left hand yeah have we talked about this yeah are you

0:52.4

do you right with your I hit hit my left-hand doggy?

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