305: Making Love Off the Mushrooms

Stiff Socks

Trevor Wallace and Michael Blaustein | Audioboom Studios

Stand-up, Comedy

4.8 • 7.3K Ratings

🗓️ 20 November 2024

⏱️ 103 minutes

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Summary

Get tix to our Stiff Socks Tour at https://stiffsocks.com
Support the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod
Bonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! https://www.apple.co/socks

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Stiff Socks tour dates: https://stiffsocks.com
Hollywood, CA: Nov 21
Burbank, CA: Nov 22
Albany, NY: Dec 2
Burlington, VT: Dec 3
Portland, ME: Dec 4
Providence, RI: Dec 5
New Haven, CT: Dec 6
New York, NY: Dec 7
Bethlehem, PA: Dec 8
Red Bank, NJ: Dec 9
Charlottesville, VA: Dec 10
Knoxville, TN: Dec 11
Atlanta, GA: Dec 12

🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com
🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com

0:00 Daylight Savings, Extreme Wealth
14:36 Window Seat Etiquette on a Flight, Spirit Airlines Plane Shot At,
22:48 Michael and Trevor Try to Find Haiti on a Map
33:20 Michael Tripping Major Sack in the Mountains
50:18 Trevor’s Bond With a Mexican Taxi Driver,
53:23 Trevor Got Lost at the Mexico City Airport, Maine vs Florida
1:01:03 Corn Searches During the Presidential Election by State
1:07:47 Lamar Odom Shopping For Dolls, Let’s Buy an A.I. Doll, Is Being With a Doll Cheating?
1:21:09 Ask Sara Saffari - Would You Rather Have Your Ex Date Someone That Looks Like You or Completely Different?
1:25:19 Sock Talk - My GF is Too Tight
1:29:47 Secret Sock Talk - Video Reaction, AirBnB Debauchery, Talking Birds and Flying Penguins
1:39:59 Watching Intimate Scenes on a Flight

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0:42.3	Bitch, her name is Ryan.
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