306: Oreo Soda, Empanada Revenge & BET Awards First-Timers with Malcolm Barrett and Chris Sneed

Dam Internet, You Scary!

Patrick Cloud, Tahir Moore

Comedy Interviews, True Crime, Comedy, Technology

4.9 • 1.1K Ratings

🗓️ 16 June 2025

⏱️ 66 minutes

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Summary

Chris Sneed and Malcolm Barrett pull up to Damn Internet, You Scary! for a wild, hilarious convo that covers everything from awkward stand-up sets to Malcolm’s injury and filming in Cape Town. Chris drops details on his upcoming comedy special I Need Urgent Care (June 26 at The Regent Theater – GET TICKETS!). Plus, we get into BET Awards first-timers, sleep paralysis aliens, and that infamous skydiving story.

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00:00:00 – Malcolm Returns from Africa
00:00:41 – Airport Shirts, Comedy Introductions
00:01:56 – Vouching Gone Wrong: “This Is The Show”
00:03:16 – Stand-Up Bombing & Weird Gigs
00:04:32 – Fake Jewelry & Speech Impediment Roasts
00:06:35 – Chris Sneed Announces Comedy Special
00:08:24 – Healthcare Workers Discount Promo
00:10:29 – Malcolm Talks Filming in Cape Town
00:12:00 – Malcolm's Torn Achilles, Written into the Script
00:13:32 – BET Awards: First-Time Invite Reflections
00:14:40 – On-Set Medics, Ginger Ale as Treatment?
00:18:47 – Freestyle Rap Battle: “Book Your Appointment!”
00:23:15 – Empanada Revenge Poisoning Story
00:41:33 – Juicing Oreos and Underground Soda?
00:43:39 – Sleep Paralysis & Seeing Scary Visitors
00:47:00 – Rolls Royce Submarine & Alien Conspiracies
00:49:07 – Skydiving Fail: Suit Too Tight, Plane Still Took Off
00:58:20 – Florida Man in Human Hamster Wheel
01:00:08 – Final Promo: “I Need Urgent Care” Special June 26
01:03:44 – Gift Exchange + Outro Keychains & Comedy Love

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0:00.0	The weather. Tomorrow, expect a biting cold front. Hmm, how naughty. I wonder what I'll be
0:06.8	wearing or taking off. The night will be wild and untamed. Expect heavy, lashing rain
0:13.0	that'll soak you to the skin. By Monday, temperatures will rise slowly but surely reaching
0:18.7	their peak in the afternoon.
0:23.0	Not in the mood for miserable weather.
0:25.8	Fly cheaply to Turkey with Sun Express.
0:28.7	Sun Express, nonstop sunshine.
0:32.6	24 hours on a flat flight.
0:35.6	Malcolm just did 24 hours, guys, coming back from... Hey, champ.
0:36.9	Wait, wait, when'd you live?
0:38.7	Two weeks ago.
0:39.4	Oh, okay.
0:41.4	He'd been running non-stop since he got back, though.
0:43.6	He won't be still.
0:45.5	Is this the shirt you got from Africa?
0:47.5	How'd you guess?
0:49.0	You're talking about a shirt.
0:50.3	Okay.
0:50.7	What a tourist.
0:51.4	You went to Africa and bought an shirt.
0:55.7	It has the continent of Africa and it says Africa.
0:58.1	Yeah.
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