305: Hiking Horror Stories, Night Vision Eye Drops, and Surgeon Madness! | Chaz & Dion on DIYS
Dam Internet, You Scary!
Patrick Cloud, Tahir Moore
4.9 • 1.1K Ratings
🗓️ 5 June 2025
⏱️ 58 minutes
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Summary
We also break down the science behind night vision eye drops, how Haagen-Dazs is fake bougie, and the all-female gang that ran 1920s London 💅💥
You don’t want to miss this one.
🎙️ Hosted by @TahiryMoore & @PatrickCloud
💥 Guests:
Chaz Rodgers https://www.instagram.com/imchazrodgers/
Dion Lack https://www.instagram.com/dionlack/
@LackaroniandChazPodcast
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👉🏾 Clip this up and send to your crew – it’s pure chaos from start to finish.
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0:00 - Intro & Set Vibes
0:29 - Hiking with Comedians: Survival of the Fittest
2:00 - Why Talking While Hiking is a Trap
3:00 - Waterfall Desperation & Dehydration Drama
4:12 - Keenan Baker’s Legendary Hiking Fail
5:39 - Chaz’s Secret Stand-Up Tapes (and “using” them)
6:20 - Jerking Off to Stand-Up?!
7:00 - Looney Tunes Freestyle Segment Begins
9:00 - Deon Drops Bars: DIYS Style
10:30 - Black Excellence & Chaz’s Show
12:00 - Deon the Renaissance Man: Author, Director, Dad
14:20 - Oreo Coca-Cola & Snack Collabs We Didn’t Ask For
17:00 - FACTOR Meal Sponsor Read (🔥 seamless transition)
20:00 - Surgeon Leaves Patient Mid-Spine Surgery to Cash Check?!
23:45 - Would You Take Nerve Damage for $1.2M?
28:30 - Night Vision Eye Drops Are Real?!
30:00 - Practical Uses for Night Vision (and pure chaos)
35:00 - LASIK Talk, Bad Contact Lens Habits
38:30 - BlueChew Read: Bricked Up for the Summer 😂
42:00 - The 40 Elephants: London’s All-Female Gangsters
44:00 - Breaking Down Their Look & Casting the Movie
47:00 - The Swedish Toothache Prison Escape
50:00 - Musty Friends & How to Call Them Out
53:00 - Final Thoughts & Upcoming Shows
Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | The weather. Tomorrow, expect a biting cold front. Hmm, how naughty. I wonder what I'll be |
| 0:06.8 | wearing or taking off. The night will be wild and untamed. Expect heavy, lashing rain |
| 0:13.0 | that'll soak you to the skin. By Monday, temperatures will rise slowly but surely reaching |
| 0:18.7 | their peak in the afternoon. |
| 0:23.0 | Not in the mood for miserable weather? |
| 0:25.8 | Fly cheaply to Turkey with Sun Express. |
| 0:28.7 | Sun Express, nonstop sunshine. |
| 0:31.6 | The whole setup is awesome. |
| 0:33.3 | This is the same set you use for Daddy issues. |
| 0:34.3 | No, no, no, no. |
| 0:35.8 | I said the setup is different. |
| 0:41.3 | First off, we don't have a background, okay? Daddy issues after the five, six years we've been on, no backdrop, okay? We don't do a whole color scheme. |
| 0:43.3 | This is like you're being up, like, this is beamed up to, right? |
| 0:46.3 | Yeah. |
| 0:47.3 | This is what I'm talking about. |
| 0:48.3 | This is it. |
| 0:49.3 | Your background feels like when you're at your place. It creates the vibe. So, I wore the green. I wanted to blend in. |
| 0:55.3 | You, shut up, Dion. |
| 0:57.2 | Me and Dion went hiking today. |
| 0:58.7 | First of all, Dion is a great hiking partner. |
| 1:00.7 | He was prompt. |
| 1:01.7 | He was on time. |
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