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Dam Internet, You Scary!

307: Crack Chicken, Fast Fashion & Hiking Truths | Dam Internet, You Scary ft. Rob Haze & Jasmine Ellis

Dam Internet, You Scary!

Patrick Cloud, Tahir Moore

Comedy Interviews, True Crime, Comedy, Technology

4.9 โ€ข 1.1K Ratings

๐Ÿ—“๏ธ 19 June 2025

โฑ๏ธ 67 minutes

๐Ÿงพ๏ธ Download transcript

Summary

Dam Internet, You Scary! hosts Patrick Cloud and Tahir Moore break down the disturbing but interesting stories on the internet! This episode is sponsored by Better Help.,

๐ŸŽ™๏ธ Hosts
Tahir Moore ๐Ÿ’ฌ
Comedian โ€ข Actor โ€ข Podcaster
๐Ÿ“ฒ ย @tahirmoore
https://www.instagram.com/tahirmoore/

Patrick Cloud ๐Ÿง 
Music Nerd โ€ข Thought Leader โ€ข Meme Surgeon
๐Ÿ“ฒ ย @PatrickCloudChannel
https://www.instagram.com/patrickcloud/

๐ŸŽ‰ Guests
Rob Haze ๐Ÿ‘Ÿ๐ŸŽค
Stand-Up Comedian โ€ข Writer โ€ข Sneaker Enthusiast
๐Ÿ“ฒ ย @RobHaZepresents
https://www.instagram.com/robhaze/

Jasmine Ellis ๐Ÿ’„๐ŸŽ™๏ธ
Comedian โ€ข Podcast Host โ€ข Makeup Maven
๐Ÿ“ฒ https://www.instagram.com/jasmineelliscomedy/

๐Ÿ‘ฉ๐Ÿฝโ€๐ŸŒพ Producer
Hippie Goals ๐ŸŒฟ๐ŸŽฌ
Creative Producer โ€ข Gardener โ€ข Content Strategist
๐Ÿ“ฒ ย @HippieGoals ย 
https://www.instagram.com/hippiegoalz/

What do Bobby Brownโ€™s crack chicken, hiking as therapy, male lace underwear, and doo-doo daddy fashion have in common? They all go way left on this episode of Dam Internet, You Scary! ๐Ÿ’€

This week, Rob Haze and Real Alice join us for an unfiltered convo on everything from fashion throwbacks and celeb memoirs to why Forever 21 failed us. We also touch on BetterHelp, BlueChew, and why Marie Kondo gave up after kids ๐Ÿ˜‚

๐Ÿ”” Subscribe for weekly laughs, real talk, and absurdity that can only come from your favorite verified duo!

โœจ Sponsored by IndaCloud + BetterHelp + BlueChew
๐ŸŽง Available wherever you stream your podcasts
๐Ÿ“Œ Stay connected: #DIYS #RobHaze #JasmineEllis

00:00 โ€“ Off the Spectrum & Ironing Millennial Shame
02:16 โ€“ Bobby Brownโ€™s Crack Chicken Fiasco
04:06 โ€“ Celebrity Biographies & Atomic Habits Hit Different
07:07 โ€“ Ron Jeremy & Revenge Eating: LA Comedy Hustle
09:03 โ€“ Bringer Shows & Early Comedy Culture Scams
11:03 โ€“ Hiking in LA: From Hell No to Healing
13:03 โ€“ Sober Walks & Conversation Cards
14:45 โ€“ Secret Hikes, Edibles & Candy Blunts
16:00 โ€“ Fart Trails, Forest Resets, and Step Goals
18:18 โ€“ Cartoonish Parkour and Griffith Trail Confessions
21:01 โ€“ The Late Intro: Rob Haze and the Burp Heard Round the World
22:50 โ€“ Gassy Confessions & Trail Toot Etiquette
24:31 โ€“ Body Positivity or White Lady Shade?
26:31 โ€“ Forever 21โ€™s Menโ€™s Line & The Zara Time Warp
29:01 โ€“ Fast Fashion vs Vintage Quality
32:13 โ€“ Womenโ€™s Fake Pockets & The Male Purse Agenda
34:07 โ€“ The Vest Era, Hillary Clinton Drip & Valet Misfires
36:01 โ€“ Doo-Doo Mamas, Daddies & 2000s Club Fashion
38:01 โ€“ Who Runs Fashion? Not Rappers Anymore
40:46 โ€“ ASAP Rockyโ€™s Tap Shoes & Crocs Go Couture
42:44 โ€“ Zendayaโ€™s Heel Game & Rihannaโ€™s Reign
45:01 โ€“ Male Lace Underwear & Savage Fenty Secrets
47:11 โ€“ Menโ€™s Mental Health Month & Breaking the Therapy Stigma
49:16 โ€“ Movie Props, Hiking Stores, and TJ Maxx as Nature
52:01 โ€“ Batman Tools, Ghostbusters Gear, and Fashion Nostalgia Closes It Out

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Transcript

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0:00.0

I was having a real blast, you know?

0:03.0

I don't want you to know you're on the spectrum,

0:05.0

because I don't want you to get up nonsense.

0:07.0

But at the same time, isn't it a spectrum?

0:09.0

Are there people off the spectrum?

0:11.0

Yeah.

0:12.0

Off the spectrum, call it.

0:13.0

Make that your next.

0:15.0

Off the spectrum is actually a fire special.

0:17.0

It's a cool name, right?

0:18.0

Off the spectrum, it is a fire spectrum. I don't know if it's offensive, but it's great.

0:22.5

If spectrum fires, y'all, then you can be off the spectrum.

0:25.8

I should have to change the shirt, but I ain't know what fucking is.

0:28.1

Oh, wow.

0:29.9

It's not a particularly distinct shirt.

0:31.7

I don't be like, oh, you wore that.

0:32.8

And you know what's crazy? The shirt I would put on is another black shirt. It's just not as acid washed.

0:38.8

You know, real people repeat shirts.

0:41.8

No, you're right.

0:42.3

That's true.

0:42.9

It will make you feel like, oh, man, to here's still one of us if you repeat a shirt.

0:48.8

Well, I mean, you know, I still ironed my own clothes.

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