304: Streamer U, Final Destination IRL & Scary Twins 👯♀️
Dam Internet, You Scary!
Patrick Cloud, Tahir Moore
4.8 • 1.1K Ratings
🗓️ 29 May 2025
⏱️ 54 minutes
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Summary
Scary squad, you're in for a ride. Buckle up.
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⏱️ TIMESTAMPS & CHAPTERS:
00:00 – Morning routines & 4-mile hikes 🚶🏽♂️
00:52 – Back in the stock market 💹
03:09 – AI is ruining the environment?! 🤯
06:00 – Kai Cenat’s Streamer University is genius 🎥📱
10:14 – Final Destination screening becomes real-life horror 😱🎬
13:38 – Is this the best horror movie marketing ever?
16:02 – The eerie “Jim Twins” story 🧬
18:01 – The Silent Twins & psychic twin theory 👭
20:15 – Green Chef ad 🍲 (code: 50DIYs)
23:01 – Cooking at home & sushi class dreams 🍣
23:50 – STANDING-ONLY airplane seats?! 🚫🪑
29:20 – The haunting story of Helios Flight 522 🛫👻
35:16 – ZIP codes & how mail really works ✉️📮
37:21 – Crosswalk rules & street name secrets 🚦
41:08 – Minecraft’s banned news library 🧱📰
46:17 – The Minecraft creator’s sad billionaire story 😔
48:03 – Musical-watching dogs?! 🐶🎭
50:22 – The world’s weirdest “service animals” 🦨🦚🐍
52:11 – Final laughs & wrap-up 😂🎤
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| 0:00.0 | 9 a.m. may never felt this early. I was like 9 a.m. Oh, yeah, for sure. |
| 0:06.6 | I got early 9. I got a, I got a long day. I got up at 6 and went hiking. Well, I left about |
| 0:16.1 | seven, I guess. Got a packed coffee set on the patio. and then I left right around seven got my four |
| 0:23.6 | miles in and came back to it man nice you ran four miles this morning height oh |
| 0:30.6 | height height four miles yeah I don't want to I don't want to miss me anybody yeah is |
| 0:35.6 | man I've been up since six I don't want to miss leave anybody. Yeah, yes. |
| 0:38.9 | Man, I feel you, though. |
| 0:42.0 | I've been up since 6.30. |
| 0:46.2 | I guess I got to start waking up on that. |
| 0:48.4 | You boys back in the stock market. |
| 0:49.8 | Oh, shit. |
| 0:50.6 | You back doing that? |
| 0:51.5 | Yeah. |
| 0:53.4 | When did you pick it up? |
| 0:55.9 | When did you do it? Did you start picking it up during um COVID because that's no I started picking it up in college I first started trading when I was like |
| 1:01.4 | 22-ish and but it wasn't with really like any real money it was just it was just like watching the |
| 1:10.3 | trends watching the shows and stuff and |
| 1:12.0 | putting like a little in. And then I got into like a cloud security and just forgot about it. |
| 1:17.8 | Like it literally said my last login was like 2014. And it went up so much that when I checked |
| 1:24.3 | it, I was just like, oh, no, I got to, I got to get back into this. |
| 1:29.1 | So, I mean, I need help of like how to do that because I know, uh, Brenner was doing. |
| 1:33.8 | He has a app and he's in like a text thread and everybody like talks about what they're about to buy, |
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