I used to be able to name every nut that there was and that used to drive my mother crazy

because she used to say harland pepper if you don't stop naming nuts and the joke was

of course that we lived in pine nut and I think that's what put it in my head at that

point so I'd go to see she'd hear me in the other room and she would just start yelling.

That's like peanut, hazelnut, cashew nut, macadamia nut, that was the one that was saying

her into it, going crazy.

T-B-T-L!

You know, I would like to take this straw and stick it in your ear and extract everything

you've ever thought or felt or seen or even dreamed about your profession.

I got to be honest with you sir, the kind of work I do, I don't think it's as interesting

as you think it is.

My podcast is on life support, hey I need new listeners.

That was a joke, humor is the tool of the interesting.

I was skeptical, it seemed too good to be true, I'm so glad I tried it.

All right, hello, good morning and welcome everybody to a Monday edition of T-B-T-L,

the show that just might be too beautiful to live.

It's an audio files nightmare.

My name is Luke Burbank, I'm your host.

Oh hey, you'll fit my name.

Checking in once again from the Burbank Springs Broadcast Center which is purchased.

A top Alabama hill in Bellingham, Washington, Bay City.

I mean we are fogged in here, you guys, we're this an airplane, we couldn't take off.

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