And I'm going to take T and take a sip of it and spit it into each and every one of your mouths.

Oh, it'll burn me, but it'll burn you twice.

Burn me once with T, shame on me.

Burn you twice in your own mouth, shame on everybody involved.

T-T-T-T-T-B-T-M

Guess what day it is?

Friday, Friday, gotta get down on Friday.

You're singing that wrong.

How? I made it up.

They had been posting their stuff out on the internet and apparently they'd been met with virtually nothing but ridicule.

Hey Lloyd, do some delivery for the truck to the airport.

It's not great. It's fantastic. You totally undersold it.

The pageantry, the costumes, wow.

I'll put my headphones on and here we go. I'm so excited.

All right, hello, good morning and welcome everybody to a Friday edition of T-B-T-L.

The show that just might be too beautiful to live.

My name is Luke Burbank. I am your host.

I can't believe you're still on the air.

Coming to you today from the Burbank Springs Broadcast Center, which is, of course,

perched to top Alabama Hill in Bellingham, Washington, in the Bay City.

Say, kind of a mixed bag out there where there was today.

It's a little cloudy but then there are also some breaks in the clouds and it's actually quite beautiful.

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