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TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

#3050 Honey I Shrunk The Couch

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Leisure, Comedy

4.82.3K Ratings

🗓️ 10 December 2019

⏱️ 92 minutes

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Summary

Luke has something very weird going on with his eyes, and it might be Travis Bickle's fault. Plus, Michael Rappaport's moose gag goes viral, and Wal-Mart stops selling sweaters featuring a coked-out Santa.
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Transcript

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0:00.0

Support for Pawnee Community Radio comes from listeners like you and from the new film The Shadows of Seven Heads the dramatic tale of an Israeli soldier who falls in love with

0:10.0

Conjoined Palestinian sex tablets out soon from focus features.

0:14.0

Welcome to thought for your thoughts. I'm your host, Derry Murbels sitting in for Nina Joplin who is touring the country performing a spoken word opera about pear-shaped women.

0:26.0

My guest today is City Councilwoman Leslie Nulpe.

0:32.0

Derry, my team and I are trying to build a park and we need input on the design from you, the citizens of Pawnee.

0:41.0

So, I guess I'm here to send out the bat signal.

0:45.0

A bat signal for listeners who might not know refers to the children's character the bat man, a strong gentleman who fights crime not turnally.

0:56.0

That's correct, well put.

0:58.0

T-B-T-L!

1:04.0

Hello. Did you say hello?

1:06.0

No, I said hello, but that's close enough.

1:09.0

They're irreligious and worship only the meme. They have no respect for what previous generations have built.

1:15.0

They're snapshotting themselves stupid and they go to an artisanal dentist.

1:21.0

Oh, I know this. This violates every canon of respectable broadcasting.

1:25.0

Last time I checked audio was the second most important part of the audio video experience.

1:29.0

You are a really good actor.

1:32.0

Thank you, thank you. Well, you know, it's just living truthfully and imaginary circumstances and whatever, enough about me.

1:39.0

What's on your schedule?

1:44.0

All right, hello. Good morning and welcome everybody to a Tuesday edition of T-B-T-L.

1:50.0

The show that just might be too beautiful to live. My name is Luke Furbank. I'm your host.

1:54.0

Now, you have a friend in the diamond business.

1:57.0

Coming to you, I focus more on uncut gems, but that's just me and Sandler, I guess.

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