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Dam Internet, You Scary!

303: Buried Alive, Nutmeg Trips & Fake Kidnappings?! on DIYS

Dam Internet, You Scary!

Patrick Cloud, Tahir Moore

Comedy Interviews, True Crime, Comedy, Technology

4.91.1K Ratings

🗓️ 22 May 2025

⏱️ 70 minutes

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Summary

💥 This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp. 

This week on Damn Internet, You Scary!, Tahir Moore and Patrick Cloud dive headfirst into some of the wildest, weirdest, and WTF-worthy stories from around the internet. From the woman who woke up at her own funeral 💀➡️😲 to a man who faked his own kidnapping just to hit the club 🎉😬… it’s giving unhinged internet energy all episode long.

🔥 What’s inside this insanity:

A real-life zombie funeral moment 🧟‍♀️
TikTok teens tripping on nutmeg and why that’s DEAD serious 🥄☠️
A deep convo about soul food, tacos, and black culture’s food evolution 🌮🍖
Tahir gets vulnerable talking about therapy, trauma, and how holding hands became an act of courage 🫱🏽‍🫲🏾💔
Oh—and two identical twins BOTH paying child support 😳👶🏽👶🏽

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Scary. Funny. Healing. Ridiculous. Just another episode of DIYS. 🙌🏽

👇🏽 Timestamps & Highlights Below!
🎯 Don’t forget to like, comment, and subscribe if you laughed, gasped, or clutched your pearls.

00:00 – Waking Up at Your Own Funeral?!!
02:48 – Taco Bell vs. Real Mexican Tacos
04:33 – Black Folks & Soul Food Tacos
07:00 – Taco Truck Culture Shock
10:38 – Wild Rice, Quinoa, and Mediterranean Eating
12:07 – The Cheat Day Debate
15:00 – Ad Read – BetterHelp
18:44 – Tahir Opens Up About Communication & Trauma
22:07 – Relationship Growth & Past Abuse Triggers
27:04 – Holding Hands Feels ‘Sweet’ but Unsafe?
30:03 – Fight or Flight in Public: A Real One's Reflex
31:30 – KevOnStage, Hustle Envy, & Depression Talk
33:00 – Church & the Illuminati (Yes, Really)
34:24 – The Nutmeg Challenge: TikTok’s Dumbest Trend
40:22 – Ad Read – Kickoff Credit Builder
44:01 – Buried Alive: The Essie Dunbar Story
47:00 – Who Fakes a Kidnapping to Party?!
50:20 – Ad Read – Cash App
51:00 – Brazilian Twins & Child Support Drama
56:00 – Man Buys Storage Unit With $7.5M in Cash
58:22 – Would You Return the Money… or Disappear?
01:03:00 – Real ID Laws & Washed Money Warnings
01:04:23 – The Coughing Millionaire Game Show Scam
01:09:00 – Wrap-Up & Upcoming Shows

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Transcript

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0:00.0

I feel bad because if I was at that funeral, I would think the sister was tripping.

0:04.9

You know, I would think that she was just taking it really, really bad for her to be like,

0:08.1

no, open it up.

0:08.8

She needs to get out.

0:10.0

That's one of those things that's just like, I'm sorry, Mary.

0:12.2

She's gone.

0:13.0

She gone, Essie.

0:14.1

Well, she said she wanted to see her one last time.

0:15.8

She accepted that she was dead. She just wanted to see her one last time before they started throwing the dirt on them. That's creepy.

0:21.6

What up guys?

0:22.6

I'm to hear more.

0:23.6

I'm Patrick Cloud.

0:24.6

And this is another episode of Damn Internet.

0:26.6

You scared.

0:27.6

Hey, hey.

0:28.6

We back, man.

0:29.6

What a do, scary squad?

0:31.6

What's up with y'all, man?

0:32.6

Appreciate y'all pulling up again, man. We got a lot of cool stories to talk about.

0:39.9

Today, let me look at this docket real quick.

0:41.4

The hippie got together for us.

0:42.5

What will be looking like today.

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