302: Trick or Skeet (Secret Costumes Revealed)
Stiff Socks
Trevor Wallace and Michael Blaustein | Audioboom Studios
4.9 • 7.5K Ratings
🗓️ 30 October 2024
⏱️ 85 minutes
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0:00 We Got Each Other Halloween Costumes
5:32 Michael Costume Reveal
14:22 Trevor Costume Reveal, Fishnets & Foxtails
22:54 Picking Out Our Costumes at Spirit Halloween, Women Drama With Friends, Joker 2
29:59 Top Couples Halloween Costumes, Our Favorite Halloween Costumes
35:57 Top 5 Halloween Costumes of 2024
42:32 Our Branded Spirit Halloween Costumes, Hot Halloween Costumes, Hottest Place to Do the Deed
52:09 Tesla Robots & AI
59:57 Michael on Releasing His Comedy Special Silly Goose on YouTube
1:10:11 Ask Kayley Gunner - Are Male Butts Hot?
1:13:58 Secret Sock Talk - Ghosted for a Hairy Cat
1:15:18 Secret Sock Talk - Found My Boyfriend’s 15 Inch Toy
1:17:11 Secret Sock Talk - April Fools Pregnancy Scare
1:19:36 Secret Sock Talk - Found a Rhino Pill in My Dad’s Car
1:21:23 If We Were Actually Women, The Hot Pizza Boy Scenario, Reading for Pleasure
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| 0:00.0 | Oh God. Oh God. You actually look hot. I mean that's crazy to wear on a party because your face is covered and then you're bricked up in public. |
| 0:08.5 | It's also like around children. Dude, imagine that feeling that guy's stomach after 15 inches up there. |
| 0:13.0 | Holy shit. |
| 0:14.0 | Motherfucking a roller coaster from the Lord. |
| 0:17.0 | Booh! |
| 0:18.0 | Happy Halloween, bitch. |
| 0:19.0 | You know Boo is half of boob. |
| 0:21.0 | It is. |
| 0:22.0 | It's more than half. Three fours. three fours three fours 75 percent of |
| 0:25.8 | dibes be oh oh b o b on a calculator in seventh grade you could drop off to that |
| 0:32.2 | eight zero zero eight five I have. |
| 0:35.0 | So we just went to Spirit Halloween. |
| 0:37.0 | We did. |
| 0:38.0 | I bought Michael a costume he doesn't know it and I bought you a costume and you don't know what it is. |
| 0:42.0 | The whole game here. And I bought you a costume and you don't know what it is. |
| 0:42.8 | The whole game here, play a little rock paper scissors, |
| 0:46.1 | who's gonna put their costume on first? |
| 0:48.1 | And I'm, dude, I made Trev look good. |
| 0:52.1 | So I'm excited to see a minute. |
| 0:54.0 | Am I naked? |
| 0:55.0 | Because that's the only way I look good. |
| 0:57.0 | What if there was no costume? |
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