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302: Trick or Skeet (Secret Costumes Revealed)

Stiff Socks

Trevor Wallace and Michael Blaustein | Audioboom Studios

Stand-up, Comedy

4.87.3K Ratings

🗓️ 30 October 2024

⏱️ 85 minutes

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Summary

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0:00 We Got Each Other Halloween Costumes
5:32 Michael Costume Reveal
14:22 Trevor Costume Reveal, Fishnets & Foxtails
22:54 Picking Out Our Costumes at Spirit Halloween, Women Drama With Friends, Joker 2
29:59 Top Couples Halloween Costumes, Our Favorite Halloween Costumes
35:57 Top 5 Halloween Costumes of 2024
42:32 Our Branded Spirit Halloween Costumes, Hot Halloween Costumes, Hottest Place to Do the Deed
52:09 Tesla Robots & AI
59:57 Michael on Releasing His Comedy Special Silly Goose on YouTube
1:10:11 Ask Kayley Gunner - Are Male Butts Hot?
1:13:58 Secret Sock Talk - Ghosted for a Hairy Cat
1:15:18 Secret Sock Talk - Found My Boyfriend’s 15 Inch Toy
1:17:11 Secret Sock Talk - April Fools Pregnancy Scare
1:19:36 Secret Sock Talk - Found a Rhino Pill in My Dad’s Car
1:21:23 If We Were Actually Women, The Hot Pizza Boy Scenario, Reading for Pleasure

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Transcript

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0:00.0

Oh God. Oh God. You actually look hot. I mean that's crazy to wear on a party because your face is covered and then you're bricked up in public.

0:08.5

It's also like around children. Dude, imagine that feeling that guy's stomach after 15 inches up there.

0:13.0

Holy shit.

0:14.0

Motherfucking a roller coaster from the Lord.

0:17.0

Booh!

0:18.0

Happy Halloween, bitch.

0:19.0

You know Boo is half of boob.

0:21.0

It is.

0:22.0

It's more than half. Three fours. three fours three fours 75 percent of

0:25.8

dibes be oh oh b o b on a calculator in seventh grade you could drop off to that

0:32.2

eight zero zero eight five I have.

0:35.0

So we just went to Spirit Halloween.

0:37.0

We did.

0:38.0

I bought Michael a costume he doesn't know it and I bought you a costume and you don't know what it is.

0:42.0

The whole game here. And I bought you a costume and you don't know what it is.

0:42.8

The whole game here, play a little rock paper scissors,

0:46.1

who's gonna put their costume on first?

0:48.1

And I'm, dude, I made Trev look good.

0:52.1

So I'm excited to see a minute.

0:54.0

Am I naked?

0:55.0

Because that's the only way I look good.

0:57.0

What if there was no costume?

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