301: Stiff Socks Presidential Debate of 2024 w/ Kayley Gunner
Stiff Socks
Trevor Wallace and Michael Blaustein | Audioboom Studios
4.9 • 7.5K Ratings
🗓️ 23 October 2024
⏱️ 86 minutes
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Get tix to our Stiff Socks Tour at https://stiffsocks.com
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Bonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! https://www.apple.co/socks
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Stiff Socks tour dates: https://stiffsocks.com
Albany, NY: Dec 2
Burlington, VT: Dec 3
Portland, ME: Dec 4
Providence, RI: Dec 5
New Haven, CT: Dec 6
New York, NY: Dec 7
Bethlehem, PA: Dec 8
Red Bank, NJ: Dec 9
Charlottesville, VA: Dec 10
Knoxville, TN: Dec 11
Atlanta, GA: Dec 12
🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com
🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com
0:00 Presenting the 2024 Stiff Socks Presidential Election w/ Kayley Gunner
1:14 Taking Kayley Gunner Out on a Date
3:15 Cats vs Dogs
6:19 More Accessible Gooning
8:02 30 Second Microwave Debate
14:12 Best Position in Bed?
18:42 First Interaction With Aliens
25:15 If You Were President How Would You Improve the Lives of Citizens?
28:19 Correct Way to Wipe
35:12 3 Things You Would Use a Human Robot For
38:06 What is the Hottest Body Part That Nobody Things About?
40:41 Any Kink You Want with Kayley Gunner
45:18 Keeping the Lights On or Off When Doing the Deed?
49:11 Who is the Better Boyfriend?
51:20 Releasing in Your Hand vs Releasing on the Floor
59:47 Head vs HJs
1:04:34 When the D Doesn’t Work Anymore
1:06:19 1,776 Divided by 69
1:08:29 Favorite Historical Moment
1:12:05 More Eyes or Legs in the World
1:14:19 Fight a Horse Size Duck or 100 Regular Sized Ducks
1:18:32 How Would Trevor and Michael Celebrate Being President Together
1:20:47 If You Win What Would You Do to Make This Nation Better?
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| 0:00.0 | Michael Blocyanne, Special is live now. It's out, it's out. |
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| 0:06.6 | Guys, don't watch it, it's out. |
| 0:08.6 | It's doing great. Thank you so much for everyone to watch it. You know what? |
| 0:11.2 | Watch it again. |
| 0:12.8 | Biggest moment of goddamn life. |
| 0:14.2 | Just loop it, fall asleep to it. |
| 0:15.9 | You'll have dreams. |
| 0:16.6 | You'll wake up in the middle of the night |
| 0:17.7 | even harder than ever. |
| 0:18.9 | I'm, you know what? |
| 0:20.6 | Silly goose. |
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| 0:26.4 | watch it again for the love of God. I love you, I love you, I love you, keep watching it. |
| 0:32.4 | Hello and welcome to your 2024 stiff socks presidential election. |
| 0:38.0 | I'm your host Kaylee Gunner and we're here with... |
| 0:40.0 | Trevor Wallace. |
| 0:41.0 | Sorry. |
| 0:42.0 | Trevor Wallace. Michael Blastein. |
| 0:44.0 | A bitch. |
| 0:45.0 | I'm a bitch. |
| 0:46.0 | You're a bitch. |
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