303: Smells Like Clam Chowder
Stiff Socks
Trevor Wallace and Michael Blaustein | Audioboom Studios
4.9 • 7.5K Ratings
🗓️ 6 November 2024
⏱️ 94 minutes
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1:17:47 Fake Conspiracies, Trevor in Florida During Election,
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| 0:00.0 | Just because I don't get a hard with your sister. |
| 0:01.6 | Don't mean, I'm not going to cheat. |
| 0:02.5 | What are you doing if your girl's got a work husband? |
| 0:04.8 | Shooting them. |
| 0:05.7 | Anyways. |
| 0:06.4 | Can I talk about a finger my... |
| 0:07.4 | Dude, I always think about, like, every morning my body just gets... |
| 0:12.1 | Just a Niagara Falls amount of liquids. |
| 0:14.3 | And it's like, what's happening? |
| 0:15.9 | Every morning I wake up and I take, like, so much coffee, so much water. Yep. And then I'll chase it down with like electrolytes, alpha brain mixtures. |
| 0:23.9 | And my body's just, my, my stomach's going to like, it's so much at once. |
| 0:28.0 | It's also like the body's been chilling for, for eight hours, seven hours. |
| 0:32.8 | And then it gets good cocky with liquids. |
| 0:33.8 | Yeah, and then it's just come in the fucking belly. |
| 0:35.9 | It's like too full. |
| 0:38.2 | What? |
| 0:39.0 | Flintstone vitamins! |
| 0:41.0 | Those are so good, were they? |
| 0:42.9 | What? |
| 0:43.4 | Flintstone vitamins? |
| 0:44.3 | I never had them. |
| 0:45.2 | I was very poor growing up. |
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