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Stiff Socks

303: Smells Like Clam Chowder

Stiff Socks

Trevor Wallace and Michael Blaustein | Audioboom Studios

Stand-up, Comedy

4.87.3K Ratings

🗓️ 6 November 2024

⏱️ 94 minutes

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Summary

Get tix to our Stiff Socks Tour at https://stiffsocks.com
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Bonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! https://www.apple.co/socks

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Burlington, VT: Dec 3
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🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com
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0:00 Selfies, Personal Videos, Stocks
8:15 Staged Viral Clips, Michael’s Casino Show, Trevor’s Philly Cheesesteak
22:44 New York Bodegas, Brain Rot Generator, Brain Rot Quiz
34:06 Trevor’s Exam
40:02 Most Guys Done in One Day
57:01 Trevor’s No Look With Angela White, Dwayne Wade Statue, Worst Celebrity Statues
1:02:53 Loomis National Anthem Disaster
1:12:45 Ask Kayley Gunner - How Do I Know When a Woman is Interested in Me?
1:17:47 Fake Conspiracies, Trevor in Florida During Election,
1:22:39 Sock Talk - Nambia Tradition For a Bachelor
1:27:20 Restaurant Hook Ups
1:30:54 Secret Sock Talk - Can You Rizz a Cam Girl Into an IRL Meet Up?

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Transcript

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0:00.0

Just because I don't get a hard with your sister.

0:01.6

Don't mean, I'm not going to cheat.

0:02.5

What are you doing if your girl's got a work husband?

0:04.8

Shooting them.

0:05.7

Anyways.

0:06.4

Can I talk about a finger my...

0:07.4

Dude, I always think about, like, every morning my body just gets...

0:12.1

Just a Niagara Falls amount of liquids.

0:14.3

And it's like, what's happening?

0:15.9

Every morning I wake up and I take, like, so much coffee, so much water. Yep. And then I'll chase it down with like electrolytes, alpha brain mixtures.

0:23.9

And my body's just, my, my stomach's going to like, it's so much at once.

0:28.0

It's also like the body's been chilling for, for eight hours, seven hours.

0:32.8

And then it gets good cocky with liquids.

0:33.8

Yeah, and then it's just come in the fucking belly.

0:35.9

It's like too full.

0:38.2

What?

0:39.0

Flintstone vitamins!

0:41.0

Those are so good, were they?

0:42.9

What?

0:43.4

Flintstone vitamins?

0:44.3

I never had them.

0:45.2

I was very poor growing up.

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