300: Crows Hold GRUDGES?! This Bird Attacks Her EVERY Day! on DIYS with Chris Sneed

Dam Internet, You Scary!

Patrick Cloud, Tahir Moore

Comedy Interviews, True Crime, Comedy, Technology

4.9 • 1.1K Ratings

🗓️ 9 May 2025

⏱️ 63 minutes

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Summary

A crow that attacks ONE person every day?! Parrots ordering snacks on Alexa?? Cartel graveyards with air conditioning and balconies?! This episode of Dam Internet, You Scary! is full of the most insane real-life stories that’ll leave you shook and in stitches.

💀 From birds with vendettas to million-dollar mausoleums, Tahir, Patrick, and guest Chris Sneed break it all down with nonstop laughs and wild takes.

🎟️ Plus: Chris Sneed is filming his stand-up special “I Need Urgent Care” on June 26th at the Regent Theater — don’t miss it!
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0:00.0	I don't work in OB.
0:01.5	I didn't say that.
0:02.5	I just said you lied to her.
0:04.8	I said, what did I tell you?
0:06.6	I said I work in OB?
0:07.8	No, you said, I'm an OB.
0:09.8	I'm in OB.
0:10.8	I'm in O B.
0:12.6	Oh, he thought I said, and in.
0:14.6	I said, I ain't.
0:15.6	That was smooth.
0:16.6	Huh?
0:17.5	He chose, mm. I'm an OB. He's saying like, I'm in, like, I'm in the department.
0:21.1	I'm an OB.
0:22.1	He switched to end.
0:23.1	That's actually slick as hell.
0:24.1	Yeah.
0:25.1	If that's what I did.
0:26.1	If that's what I did.
0:27.1	I was sitting here.
0:28.1	I said, I'm an OB.
0:29.1	I'm an OB.
	...

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