299: China’s Super Soldiers, Creepy Heart Transplants & Hallucinogenic Fish w/ Devonte West

Dam Internet, You Scary!

Patrick Cloud, Tahir Moore

Comedy Interviews, True Crime, Comedy, Technology

4.9 • 1.1K Ratings

🗓️ 1 May 2025

⏱️ 78 minutes

🔗️ Recording | iTunes | RSS

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Summary

This episode of Damn Internet, You Scary! is a full-blown ride.

Guest: Devonte West https://www.instagram.com/_devontewest/

Devonte West joins Tahir Moore and Patrick Cloud for an unhinged convo that covers:

Snail trail face masks 🐌
Edible horror stories 🍪
CIA-level hallucination fish 🐠
The wildest heart transplant suicide story 🫀
Purple not being real 👁️
And China's terrifying new super soldier experiment 🧬

It's skincare, science, and superpowers all rolled into one. Buckle up — this episode gets deep, weird, and hilarious.

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0:00 - Glow, Sponges & Hot Oil Treatments
1:18 - Spa Days & Korean Skincare
2:31 - Snail Masks & Slippery Science
5:15 - Compliments & Confidence
8:12 - Devonte Joins the Chaos
10:53 - Type Sh*t Global Culture Stories
20:15 - Fish That Get You High?!
23:00 - DMT, Edibles & Driving While High
32:00 - Heart Transplant Suicide Mystery
37:00 - Purple Isn't Real?!
41:00 - Satellites, GPS Hacks & Creamer Prices
45:00 - Coffee Subs, Skims & Bluechew
49:00 - China's Super Soldiers
53:00 - Custom Superpowers & The Real Goku Life

Producer: @HippieGoals
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Transcript

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0:26.9	their vet care. You know what I'm saying? I haven't seen the glove before. You ain't never seen
0:34.2	the glove? I ain't seen the glove. It's extra, man. I think it's for the flex.
0:38.5	They already perfected it with the sponge.
0:40.6	Yeah.
0:41.2	No, no.
0:42.0	Listen, I think it's going to do that.
0:44.0	Like, yeah, you know what I'm talking about?
0:45.7	The sponge is cool, but it absorbs so much oil and shit.
0:50.1	Like, when you try to, like, pack it, like, it's just not the easiest to travel with because even if
0:54.7	you wash it you still going you know saying have that that hair ain't got no oil in it what boy please
1:00.9	that's how that's how that's how I make it look did you put the moisturizing in that first
1:04.5	then you put the oil in to lock the moisture in that's what the oil see I can tell what the nigga
1:09.6	ain't really take care of its locks.
1:10.9	Because if you was really about the lock game, you would know that.
	...

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