Hello and welcome to Perfect Person, the show where I'm perfect in you're a person.

This last week, I ate an incredible piece of bread that my mommy made me in the air

fryer. So I sort of got residual wisdom from her as she decided to make mommy's famous

bread in the air fryer. And when I say mommy, I mean my mommy, not my baby's mommy,

Sarah. What you also call her? Which I also call her mommy. It's confusing because

little baby Julian needs to know who mommy is. Now when you say an incredible piece of

bread and have like a catch did have like dash or a last girl on it and walk me through

the reference or walk me through the baby from incredible. Such a stretch. Such a stretch

immediately. And I don't mean by elastic girl standards. And that's pretty much it.

Yeah, no, don't do Eric sketch phrase. Not the right property and not the right guy. I'm

sitting here with Alan Starsinski, friend of mine, troublemaker, old roommate of mine.

You may know Alan from playing Brett Kavanaugh, American crime story. You may. So if you're

looking at him going, why do I fucking hate this? It's because Alan played the role of

a young Brett Kavanaugh in the Bull Clinton story on what network? FX. And Alan, thanks

for coming to the show. Thanks for having me on. Yeah. Well, Alan, obviously the show's

called perfect person. And I know that you've got a lot of flaws. Yeah. And that's why

sometimes we have sort of a grower or not a show or on the show.

But now this show is it in response to the huba stank song. It is. Yeah. Directly. Yeah.

And people don't know that because I've never said it. Although I do believe when you

Google perfect person, this is the first thing that comes up. Who was tank or this? No, me

this. It used to be huba stank. You're really a man. You've had a vendetta against huba stank

for a long time. I've been saying for a long time that I'm the poor man's huba stank. No,

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