31: Insurrection At My Sorority (w/ Will Witwer)
Perfect Person
Miles Bonsignore
5 • 1.4K Ratings
🗓️ 8 February 2023
⏱️ 63 minutes
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Summary
The phone lines are ringing, and that means it's time for perfection. Callers tease our ears, and our hearts, with tales of tax fraud and political sorority unrest.
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| 0:00.0 | This is a headgun podcast. |
| 0:02.9 | Hello and welcome to Perfect Person, the show where I'm perfect and you're a person. |
| 0:21.8 | Um, I'm obviously new dad, right? |
| 0:24.4 | Obviously. |
| 0:25.4 | So I'm obviously a new dad and I've been just kind of doing stuff around the house. |
| 0:30.0 | Just kind of freezing stuff, unfreezing stuff. |
| 0:34.2 | Yeah, because people bring meals that are very sweet for us to bring a little meals. |
| 0:38.9 | Are you on the meal train? |
| 0:40.0 | I know. |
| 0:41.0 | So Will's not bringing me any meals. |
| 0:44.5 | You know what? |
| 0:45.5 | There's already people doing it. |
| 0:46.5 | Yeah, there's already people doing it. |
| 0:47.5 | But you know what I did actually. |
| 0:49.0 | This is an example because I have to get the example of my Perfect Person reference. |
| 0:52.5 | I went down from two monitors to one. |
| 0:54.6 | Wow, why? |
| 0:55.6 | Because I realized that I was, I'm obviously a computer boy. |
| 0:59.1 | Of course. |
| 1:00.1 | I'm a gamer first and foremost. |
| 1:01.1 | Right. |
| 1:02.1 | I'm a dad second, gamer first, dad second, sexual being third. |
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