Hello and welcome to Perfect Person, the show where I'm perfect and you're a person.

And two weeks ago, I became a daddy and I'm sitting here with my lovely wife and the

mother of my child, Sarah Bunsen, you're right. Sarah, hello. Hello, I'm the mommy. You're

the mommy. Is there a zombie? It's from daddy to zombie. It feels like a zombie though.

It was just what I feel like. Yeah. Oh, there we go. Sure. Yeah. No, we just had a baby.

Yes. Fucking awesome. It's so crazy. Yeah. And how do you feel? What's your impulse? Your gut

impulse? Like, how do you feel unilateral? Like go tired. Yeah. Me too. Same. Like shell

shock. Shell shocked for sure. Yeah. Get some words out there on the vision board. I feel

shell shocked. I feel psyched. Like I think there are parts that I'm excited about. Yeah.

There's a there's a weird like like you prepare for the baby and you're like what you're

preparing for is a sort of like dream sequence where he's like being really cute and you see him

and I look at you and have that. Yeah. And that does exist. But then there's like large swaths

in between where we're just really tired. Yeah. No, I think like big young, big young,

start off with a big. Everyone strapping. Yeah. It's just like work too. It's like labor.

Yeah. They just labor. It's labor. You know, and like I worked as a nanny in my life before,

but now it's like everyone's like it's different from their own kids. I don't know.

Kind of something like labor. You know what I'll say? What?

Excuse me. Yeah. Oh, level. Sorry. A level of it is I feel like I should have been

interviewed for the position. Yes. But we just got it. But I would have nailed the interview.

You think? Yeah. But I just I showed up for the job. And I was like, wait, I got hired.

I got hired. And I don't I don't I have to learn on the job. No, I agree with that.

Which is like, I'm usually copy the other person. So I'm literally like messaging every mom.

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