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TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

#2970 Conan The Podbarian

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Comedy, Leisure

4.82.4K Ratings

🗓️ 20 August 2019

⏱️ 76 minutes

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Summary

Another article about podcasting has folks ready to burn down the internet again, but Luke doesn't share their anger. Plus, a Californian's vanity license plate has landed him in big trouble.
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0:00.0

Hey there, trying to mind, let me a note in my handwriting and he said that you

0:07.1

might be able to set me up with the pill that makes the memories go away, like a shame

0:11.7

wow. I did something a little out of the character and the window was kind of

0:18.4

closing in on, you know, before it lodged in the long-term, what do you call it, what

0:27.4

do you call it? Brains, long-term brains, T-B-T-L, why are you wasting your time with

0:40.6

this podcast? Because I have nothing else going on. We are still on for this afternoon,

0:45.9

right? Operation Monkey Brain. You paint your bald spot? I don't know what you're talking

0:50.9

about sir, my hair grows. You paint your bald spot. Oh my god, one hundo a day, both

0:56.3

the bus, five hundo a week. That's rich.

0:58.8

Alright, hello, good morning and welcome to a Tuesday edition of T-B-T-L, the show

1:13.5

that just might be too beautiful to live. Oh yeah, my name is Luke Burbank, I'm your host.

1:20.0

I'd like to grow a pair sometimes, coming to you. From the Burbank Springs Broadcast

1:24.5

Center, Perch to Topp, Alabama Hill in Bellingham, Washington, other Bay City

1:29.9

beautiful Tuesday morning here in August, sun, high in the sky, over Lake Watcom. We are

1:38.5

in day two of Snake Pocalypse as in day two of not knowing if a a garter snake is

1:51.5

living somewhere in the house. No sign of it. I don't have the containment zone set

1:57.2

up anymore because that was not working, let's be honest. I do have a video camera still

2:03.3

set up on motion detect, which is really just the saddest thing at this point because the

2:09.0

snake is not going to just wriggle across the floor and activate my fancy, dancing camera,

2:15.3

I can't quite let that, let that thing go. So if at some point you hear me start to choke

2:25.0

and get quieter and then you hear my body slump over out of my chair and onto the floor here

2:30.1

in the broadcast center, it's just because the snake has slithered into the room and Python

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