#2969: Snakeman's World

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Comedy, Leisure

4.8 • 2.4K Ratings

🗓️ 19 August 2019

⏱️ 82 minutes

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Summary

Luke and Carey have a new pet at Burbank Springs! But they probably don't want to keep it. Plus, Andrew may need to abandoned his Cold War era coffee maker, but he doesn't want to.
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0:00.0	Oh, I was gonna put some of these carrots in with the roast.
0:04.0	Anybody here, a vegetarian?
0:05.0	I am. Yeah.
0:07.0	Oh, yeah?
0:08.0	Vegan, actually, yeah.
0:09.0	You're not vegan.
0:11.0	Yeah, I am.
0:12.0	I've seen you eat raw beef.
0:14.0	Yeah, maybe from a long time ago, but people change.
0:18.0	Be quiet, Martha.
0:19.0	I think Martha might have had a little too much scent and dull.
0:22.0	Hey, keep my name out of your mouth, Cheryl.
0:25.0	It's Shelby.
0:26.0	Who gives a s***?
0:28.0	I'm sorry, Martha, but it's best that you leave.
0:34.0	That should drive her home.
0:37.0	If she's gonna throw up, she should do it in her own car.
0:40.0	And, uh, look, I was just trying to press you all.
0:44.0	Hey, uh, I'm not a vegan.
0:48.0	I had a salami log for breakfast this morning.
0:51.0	TVTL!
0:54.0	And when they bring that high-hard one in,
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