#2971 Over My Dead Boat
TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live
TBTL
4.8 • 2.4K Ratings
🗓️ 21 August 2019
⏱️ 92 minutes
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Summary
Luke and Andrew discuss runaway mattresses in Denver, dangerous scooters in DC, and why they would never embezzle from Robert Di Nero.
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| 0:00.0 | I read poetry and sonnets, and he plays the upright bass. |
| 0:06.0 | Yamikipi-e-bo, set a ray for cable, wind on Latin equals, |
| 0:10.0 | Ujj, sub-sur-ray! |
| 0:18.0 | Well, he bit all the e-dogs and winked at all the she-dogs. |
| 0:22.0 | The town ever knew such a hollow balloon as that little dog raised till the end of that day. |
| 0:29.0 | We just have a good rhythm together, you know. |
| 0:31.0 | He sort of feels me out, I feel him out, and we go for it. |
| 0:42.0 | You're hungry, you're confused, your face is streaked with dry tears. |
| 0:47.0 | If you don't ever remember when you started crying. |
| 0:50.0 | In 1971 Bill Great's invented Michael Soft. |
| 0:53.0 | Wouldn't it be cool if I could remember my dingus passwords from my email? |
| 0:57.0 | I'm the king of the castle, and you're the dirty rascal! |
| 1:00.0 | Crash into me! Crash into me! |
| 1:03.0 | Ladies and gentlemen, congratulations, this plan is off to a great start. |
| 1:11.0 | Alright, here we go everybody. Good morning, welcome. |
| 1:13.0 | Hello, it is time for a Wednesday edition of TBTL. |
| 1:18.0 | The show that just might be too beautiful to live. |
| 1:21.0 | A beautifully wrapped, glossy, sweet smelling show. |
| 1:26.0 | My name is Luke Burbank, I'm your host. |
| 1:28.0 | And I'm going to get all anecdotal on you. |
| 1:30.0 | Coming to you from the Burbank Springs Broadcast Center, |
| 1:34.0 | Purchotop, Alabama Hill in Bellingham, Washington, the Bay City. |
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