And I'm going to take T and take a sip of it and spit it into each and every one of your mouths.

A little burn me, but it'll burn you twice. Burn me once with T, shame on me.

Burn you twice in your own mouth, shame on everybody involved.

T, T, T, B, T, M.

Guess what day it is, guess what day it is.

Friday, Friday, got to get down on Friday.

You're singing that wrong. How? I made it up.

They had been posting their stuff out on the internet and apparently they'd been met with virtually nothing but ridicule.

Hey Lloyd, do some delivery for the truck to the airport.

It's not great. It's fantastic. You totally undersold it. The pageantry, the costumes, wow.

Put my headphones on and here we go. I'm so excited.

All right, here we go everybody. Hi, welcome, good morning.

It is time for a Friday edition of T B T L, the show that just might be too beautiful to live.

It's a kind of magic. My name is Luke Burbank. I am your host.

Come into you from the Burbank Springs Broadcast Center.

Perched atop Alabama Hill in Bellingham, Washington, the Bay City.

It's a cloudy day here, staring out over Lake Watcom and Squallicum Mountain.

It's a kind of cool gray day but it is not without its excitement and let's be honest.

Adrenalized terror here within the confines of Burbank Springs.

There is something about the soul of a cat.

About five minutes before showtime.

I was wrapping things up in the living room. That's usually where I prepare for this.

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