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Episode One

291 - Hashman’s Hovel

Episode One

Episode One

Comedy

4.8858 Ratings

🗓️ 20 July 2023

⏱️ 62 minutes

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Summary

Aspiring stoner Laguna Birch (@charlesraustin) consults with Hashman (@intellegint) and Tony Grow (@necrobranson) to find his perfect strain. Listen to Charles' new song: https://open.spotify.com/track/0J3mCBoXrZHmlicioyepij E1 on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/e1podcast

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0:00.0

The following is an archive podcast presented by the Branson and Hudson Foundation for Podcast Recovery.

0:05.4

This podcast is entitled Hashman's Hubble. It is the first and only episode of the podcast. Welcome to

0:12.0

Episode 1. My journey began with a JPEG here, a funny clip there. Cheech and Chong's up in smoke.

0:18.7

Google searches turning up dozens of pictures of SpongeBob Square

0:22.2

Pants with blood-red eyes. You see, I love stoner culture, but I've never been much for smoking myself.

0:30.4

I have the heart of a stoner, but I just haven't found my strain. As I dug deeper into the culture,

0:36.7

I kept hearing one name, Hashman. Perhaps he could guide me to the

0:42.0

marijuana nirvana I craved. So away I traveled, over sticky green hills, through thickets dense

0:49.2

with stems and seeds, to a derelict, disheveled hovel where I rang the doorbell.

1:03.1

Hey, who is it? Hey, who is it? Oh, man. What's up, man? Oh, hey, my name's Laguna Birch. Oh, man. You're the one who called, right? Yeah, are you Hashman?

1:16.4

Oh, yeah, man. I'm Hashman. Welcome to, this is my greenhouse. Come on in, man. Oh, man. Yeah, it looks like a little

1:23.5

hovel. It doesn't really... Or, the hovels inside, man.

1:29.2

That's why they call it Hashman's hovel. This is just the greenhouse

1:31.0

so, so we just got a little

1:33.2

bit of a walk to it.

1:35.0

As you can see, it's kind of...

1:36.5

It's kind of big in here, man. It's kind of crazy.

1:40.1

Yeah, I've heard so much about you.

1:41.6

It's exciting to finally be here.

1:43.7

Oh, man. I've been thinking about all day what's going to be like to meet someone new.

1:49.7

I haven't met someone new in like three years, man.

1:52.6

Well, it's not that hard if you just kind of go out in public. You know, there's all kinds of people out there.

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