E2 #47 - E1's Mandatory HR Meeting [Patreon Preview]

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4.8 • 858 Ratings

🗓️ 24 July 2023

⏱️ 4 minutes

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HR representative Rayleigh Silvers (@ZeroSuitCamus) mediates disputes about the E1 company mixer at Rainforest Cafe, a questionable batch of magic beans, and the revelation that Branson may have stolen the idea for his Hawaiian house party. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/86595569

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0:00.0	Anyway, these magic beans have a lot of qualities to them.
0:02.8	They can be activated in multiple different ways.
0:04.7	Sometimes you have to hold them in your pocket and have an emotional event happen.
0:08.5	And then they'll start blossoming.
0:09.9	These are magic beams.
0:10.8	They don't follow real rules.
0:12.5	What Andrew is looking for is like logical beans that have some sort of rules.
0:20.4	No, they're magic beans.
0:21.6	He said, he said to me, and I quote, these beans are crazy.
0:27.4	They've been magic for me.
0:28.8	My beans all work.
0:29.9	I sent you the same stock of beans I have.
0:31.8	My beans are going crazy.
0:32.8	They're jumping.
0:33.3	Some of them are jumping around.
0:35.4	Some of your beans are jumping around.
0:37.2	Some of the beans are jumping around. Some of the beans are jumping around.
0:38.6	Did you plant them and they jumped out of the earth?
0:41.0	Or did you leave them on the counter and they started jumping?
0:43.1	I left them on the counter and they started jumping around.
0:45.1	I guess that was their magical activation.
0:47.1	Andrew hasn't put in the leg work.
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