The following is an archive podcast presented by the Branson and Hudson Foundation for Podcast Recovery.

This podcast is entitled, Scientists. It is the first and only episode of the podcast. Welcome to episode one.

Greetings and salutations. Welcome to scientists, a brand new podcast where we make sense of the world the only way we know how by following the principles

and structure of the scientific method. Yep, while most podcasts trust opinions, we trust things like

microscopes. Instead of the flying spaghetti monster, our god is math and sometimes math's fun

friend science. Yes, while some may be reading the Bible,

our Bible is a calculator. Yeah. Some people are concerned with the Super Bowl,

and we're more concerned with super numbers, supernovas. We're more concerned with supernovas. Some people

watch TV shows like Sanos and euphoria,

but us, we sing like sopranos due to the euphoria after figuring out a complicated equation.

So come with us on a journey through time and space with three of the world's foremost scientists in their field and feed your brain for a while.

My name is Dr. Dallup Solve and welcome everyone to scientists.

The first co-host I would like to introduce is my good friend, renowned in his field.

Everyone,

please say hello

to Professor Scoop Dresser.

Scoop,

how are you doing today?

I'm doing great,

South.

Thanks for having me.

And also joining us

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