289: No Moon Chickens

Dear Hank & John

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4.9 • 8K Ratings

🗓️ 10 May 2021

⏱️ 48 minutes

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Why are crisp packet wrappers so noisy? What's between your organs? Are Martian sunsets really blue?

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0:00.0	Hello and welcome to Dear Hank and John.
0:06.4	Who is that preferred to think of it dear John and Hank?
0:08.8	It's a podcast where two brothers answer your questions,
0:10.9	give you these advice and bring you all the weeks news from both Mars and AFC
0:14.2	London John.
0:15.2	Yeah.
0:15.7	A lot of people ask me how I have so many dad jokes to tell on the podcast.
0:20.7	And I'm a little bit nervous to tell them that I have a database.
0:24.9	That's okay.
0:29.1	Seriously though, do you find them on the internet or do you think of them while you're
0:36.0	walking around doing your daily business?
0:38.4	I tend to go to the reddit, the dad jokes subreddit and then I look around for specific kinds
0:46.0	of things I would like to talk about.
0:47.8	Oh, like related puns.
0:49.2	Yeah.
0:50.2	And then you sort of optimize them for our audience.
0:53.1	I optimize them for the story that I'm telling.
0:56.9	I mean, I would now that I've said optimize, I realize that's the wrong verb.
1:02.0	You shine them up a smidge.
1:05.8	Yeah.
1:06.8	Okay.
1:07.8	Well, right or down, I sometimes I depolish.
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