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Dear Hank & John

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4.9 • 8.5K Ratings

🗓️ 17 May 2021

⏱️ 60 minutes

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Summary

Is Mars a world? Which side of the bagel is better? Which came first, when or then? Why is there a cow on this glue? Why do people have go-to orders? Who decides when Easter happens? Who decides anything, really? Is it normal to sneeze? Hank Green and John Green have answers!

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0:00.0	Hello and welcome to Dear Hank and John.
0:06.8	Or is I prefer to think of it dear John and Hank.
0:09.0	It's a podcast where two brothers answer your questions,
0:11.0	give you the advice and bring you all the weeks news from
0:12.8	both Mars and Airstool and building.
0:15.0	John, it's Catherine's birthday today
0:17.1	as this podcast is coming out.
0:18.6	And she asked for a Pixar movie about a young boy
0:23.0	and an old man who become friends in,
0:24.8	and they take a huge adventure all over the world
0:28.6	with balloons and talking dogs and et cetera.
0:31.5	And I just couldn't get it for her.
0:35.5	Why not?
0:37.2	Why am I getting a recruit?
0:38.8	Bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum,
0:40.2	because I'm never gonna give her up.
0:42.0	Never gonna give her up.
0:43.5	I'm never gonna give her up.
0:45.2	She can't have up.
0:46.8	That's my joke.
0:48.3	That was good.
0:49.0	That was good.
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