288: I Thought I'd Come Up With A Joke

Dear Hank & John

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4.9 • 8K Ratings

🗓️ 3 May 2021

⏱️ 49 minutes

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What did we do before glasses? What do I do about freeloading roommates? Where are all the Irish setters?

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0:00.0	Hello and welcome to Dear Hank and John.
0:07.0	Or is I prefer to think of it Dear John and Hank.
0:09.2	It's a podcast where two brothers answer your questions, give you to be
0:11.9	advised and bring you all the weeks news from both Mars and AFC Wimbledon John.
0:15.4	My birthday is coming up and I've decided what I want you to get me.
0:17.8	Oh great.
0:19.3	I want you to give me a very small abacus because I've heard that it's the little things
0:24.0	that count.
0:25.0	That was pretty good.
0:28.2	I had to confess I had forgotten that your birthday was coming up and I'll be getting
0:33.1	you just just as a spoiler alert.
0:35.2	Nothing.
0:36.2	No, I told you what I wanted.
0:37.7	Yeah, I just I'll be honest, Hank.
0:39.2	I don't really have time to get you a tiny little abacus as a punchline.
0:42.7	No, before I want your hot sauce that you got all excited about.
0:46.4	Oh, the Rancho Gordo hot sauce.
0:48.6	Yeah.
0:49.6	Great.
0:50.6	Let me make a note here in the podcast notes because you'll be looking at those ever again.
0:54.4	Have Nicky.
0:55.4	My hot sauce for Hank and send it to him with a very personal card.
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