#274 - JoJo Siwa (Part 1)

Two Dykes And A Mic

McKenzie Goodwin and Rachel Scanlon

Health & Fitness, Sexuality

4.9 • 1.3K Ratings

🗓️ 20 August 2024

⏱️ 50 minutes

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Summary

This week on Two Dykes and a Mic hosts Rachel Scanlon and McKenzie Goodwin have on JoJo Siwa! They discuss coming out, being thirsty, dating mascs, boys we used to like, pick up lines, heartbreaks, JoJo's family planning and so much more!

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0:00.0	We are the greatest dikes in the world.
0:07.0	Mackenzie Goodwin, Rachel Scanlon,
0:12.0	Worldwide dikes for life, hey! gambling. Yeah, two nights, two nights, who nights, who nights, we nights, we nights, we nights, yeah. Wait, I don't want to see it yet. Start the episode. I have a few things I got to bring up to you. Are you talking about my breasts?
0:43.4	I'm excited to see what's under there but also let's let's get into a few things.
0:48.0	Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to another episode of Tudaiks and a mic. I'm
0:51.8	Mackenzie Goodwin and I'm Rachelenzie Goodwin and we are going on tour.
0:55.1	We're on tour.
0:57.2	Sorry, we are on tour. There's a couple of cities that need a little bit more love.
1:00.3	We're looking at you Brooklyn night too.
1:02.0	We're looking at San Brooklyn Night 2. We're looking at San Francisco Salt Lake City
1:04.5	Sacramento. It's not even that they need love. Come see us if you are watching this
1:08.6	we have amazing live shows Rachel and I have a very will they won't they fight or hook up.
1:15.6	I just for a second was so excited that I could hear myself pant breathing while you were talking.
1:21.2	I just went, I'm so excited for us to go on the road. We have the most
1:24.6	fun our live shows are unreal. We had multiple people find partners at shows.
1:29.2	Yes. Because it's like a first off it's some of the hottest people you'll ever meet in the audience. Yeah and then it's just a group of queer people. It's so awesome. It's really actually one of those magic things when you like get to look out and be like oh my god. We're all here like it feels like a family reunion it's very exciting so go to
1:46.4	2X&M.com get tickets for the tour we are gonna be in Brooklyn Raleigh Charlotte
1:51.4	Kansas City Dallas Austin Phoenix Salt Lake City, San
1:54.0	France, Sacramento, Toronto, Montreal, hello Canada, Philly, Vancouver, San Diego, Detroit,
2:00.0	and Cleveland. This is all the last cities that we'll be doing this year. We do not
2:05.3	have any 2025 things coming up yet so please go get your tickets and see us.
2:09.4	Come see us. It's going to be a release. Wait, can we say what's happening in 2025 or not yet?
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