#272 - Butchelorettes, Beestings & Brats

Two Dykes And A Mic

McKenzie Goodwin and Rachel Scanlon

Health & Fitness, Sexuality

4.9 • 1.3K Ratings

🗓️ 6 August 2024

⏱️ 60 minutes

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Summary

This week on Two Dykes and a Mic hosts Rachel Scanlon and McKenzie Goodwin discuss Ray's butchelorette party, being attacked by yellow jackets, queer people at strip clubs, gay love, Kamala Harris, a flirty flirt Ask a Dyke, mascs being catphobic, and so much more!

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0:30.7	Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to another episode of Two Dykes and a mic.
0:35.0	I'm Mackenzie Goodwin.
0:36.0	And I'm also Mackenzie Goodwin.
0:37.0	One of our good friends yesterday
0:39.0	said, what, how tall are you?
0:40.0	And I go, how tall do you think?
0:42.0	And she went 5-8. you and I go, how tall do you think?
0:43.0	And she went 5-8.
0:46.7	Can I say it?
0:47.7	What a fucking moron?
0:49.7	What?
0:51.1	Can you believe how insane that they didn't say six to?
0:56.0	Oh, that she guessed that low?
0:58.7	Five eight?
0:59.7	Five eight is a tall woman.
1:01.8	Well, I'm not a tall woman. I'm a very tall boy. You bitch! Okay hi how
1:10.2	are you I miss you? I'm good. We have to get into your butch
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