#270 - Pumpkin Tits

Two Dykes And A Mic

McKenzie Goodwin and Rachel Scanlon

Health & Fitness, Sexuality

4.9 • 1.3K Ratings

🗓️ 23 July 2024

⏱️ 59 minutes

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Summary

This week on Two Dykes and a Mic hosts Rachel Scanlon and McKenzie Goodwin discuss accidental s3x toy SnapChat, online shopping, what straight people think is cheating, butches on Easter Sunday, pumpkin tits, speculating on sexuality, queer athletes, and so much more!

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0:00.0	Okay, I was just called an auntie.
0:02.0	Aunty.
0:08.0	A, don't say auntie because it was rich aunty
0:14.0	I know and you know that that's different it is so much different you you look
0:18.0	listen a silk and a matching set a set
0:27.6	does wonders on a body. I thought sets were for straight girls at the gym only. No, no, no, no, no, no, because a set is also like a suit. A suit is a set. I think if you have to buy a set and you have to buy two pieces right or three pieces to something
0:37.6	That's wealth. That's luxury. That's class. Yeah, something that hosting that's having four plates that all are the same
0:46.7	pattern in color from the same shopping day that's having forks that match youroons. I guess I'm describing a set of plates. Yeah.
0:55.4	Hello. Giving registry. It is it's wealth. I it's not having what is target is it
1:01.3	re-essential or essential yes they're
1:04.0	essentials yeah yeah so that's what I've had for the past 45 years yes I got it all
1:08.6	in college and I just still have it I still yeah so I'm like I'm finally getting into sets of other things.
1:14.4	I'm not everything is still from the dorm room and I fear I don't know how to do anything else.
1:22.1	Nizar and I sleep in bunk beds we have an to do anything else.
1:23.0	Nizar and I sleep in bunk beds.
1:24.6	We have an RA in our apartment.
1:26.7	I'm a TA.
1:27.8	Yeah.
1:28.8	Wait, why were RA's like all-
1:31.0	Because they're all Pykms. God, they really are. If you're an RA, unless you're gay, you're a
1:37.3	pick me and quit reporting me for drinking. Quit reporting me for drinking, I had to go to AA class.
1:43.5	Wait, I didn't get caught for drinking, but I got caught for stealing something that the RA had put out
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