#268 - MILFS, Mustaches & Manhaters

Two Dykes And A Mic

McKenzie Goodwin and Rachel Scanlon

Health & Fitness, Sexuality

4.9 • 1.3K Ratings

🗓️ 9 July 2024

⏱️ 53 minutes

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Summary

This week on Two Dykes and a Mic hosts Rachel Scanlon and McKenzie Goodwin discuss Ray wanting boyband facial hair, Nicki Minaj straight on the beach, homophobes being ugly, never knowing when your partner wants to have s3x, tits coming out, Ask a Dykes, a straight movie review, and so much more! WE DID THINK THIS WOULD BE A PRIVATE EPISODE OOPS.

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0:00.0	I would like to say that I have a lot to talk to you about.
0:07.0	I would like to say that I have a lot to talk to you about.
0:12.0	Okay. But a lot of stuff that I just want to talk to you about. Okay.
0:13.0	But a lot of stuff that I just want to talk off the pod.
0:15.0	Okay, same.
0:16.0	And I, before we start, I just want to say like, I keep hearing,
0:19.0	do you know how like in media?
0:21.0	Yeah.
0:22.0	People are like, this is off-pot or on pod.
0:24.0	Because Leah will start.
0:26.0	Hey, there's things that have...
0:28.0	It's off-pot. You can keep it in, Leah.
0:30.0	Okay. Before we get it going, I feel like every time there's like people talk like you know the
0:36.7	things that everyone's like talking about which is like the cliche stuff so everyone's
0:40.7	like oh everyone's eaten ass and choking everyone's always like oh yeah like
0:44.9	scissoring isn't real and nobody's 69s yeah and I'm hearing this over and over again and
0:50.2	Nizar and I look over at each other and we're like, that's all you guys do.
0:54.3	It's literally our bread and our butter.
0:56.2	I know.
0:57.1	I think if there's like a poll and they're like, oh, 4% of Americans do 69 and they do says it's all you.
1:05.0	If it's weighted on a curve you guys are having a lot of weight.
1:10.0	I just feel like and you know what's weird is that I was never a big 69er or
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