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🗓️ 25 June 2024
⏱️ 67 minutes
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This week on Two Dykes and a Mic hosts Rachel Scanlon and McKenzie Goodwin have on Caleb Hearon! They discuss roasting, Midwest queers, Christian a cappella, Missouri culture, fingering for too long, kissing, a Bumble Fumble and so much more!
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0:00.0 | Ladies and |
0:05.0 | I'm Mackenzie Goodwin and I'm Rachel Scanlon and I am |
0:08.0 | Rachel Scanlon and I am currently undressing a banana. |
0:12.0 | You are. |
0:12.6 | If you're watching this podcast, |
0:14.3 | which I hope all of you are, |
0:16.3 | whether that be on Patreon, Spotify, YouTube, who cares? |
0:20.8 | I hope you're watching Rachel, slowly undress this banana. I also really quickly want to just |
0:26.8 | shout out Lori Kilmartin who's one of the funniest comedians ever and she had a |
0:31.4 | joke that she posted that she wrote from the 90s and she called this part of the |
0:36.3 | Banana the bananas. And that's actually the shit that I do like. |
0:42.0 | I love that so much. I would also like all the |
0:44.0 | listeners to know that Spotify, because we are in Spotify studios always, they |
0:49.9 | have repeatedly asked us not to eat in the studio repeatedly and they also |
0:53.9 | watch the monitors and here you are. I throwed it. I throwed it out of sheer. I am |
1:00.5 | from I'm a rule follower first first I'm a rule follower. You are. Then I'm a rule follower first I'm a rule follower you are then I'm a dyke yeah |
1:06.2 | Then I am a bitch a huge bitch |
1:08.7 | So the fact that I am breaking the rules is actually stressing me out. We have to get into the episode quick because I'm like here's the thing I just wanted to feel like a cool villain for like eating a fruit like for a second I wanted to be somebody I wanted to be someone can |
1:22.0 | Leah if she peaked there please just cut the whole thing out I didn't I'm listening we have an amazing episode today we have on the podcast an incredible stand-up comedian, writer, friend of the pod, Caleb Perrin. |
1:37.0 | I want the world to know, yeah. |
1:39.0 | If you're listening and you're like, sometimes they say friend of the pod and sometimes they don't, |
1:42.0 | friend of the pod means sometimes they don't. |
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