266: Cirque du Succ ft. Jim Jefferies (Wank Hanks, Hotel an*l, Margot Robbie Pride)

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Trevor Wallace and Michael Blaustein | Audioboom Studios

Stand-up, Comedy

4.8 • 7.3K Ratings

🗓️ 21 February 2024

⏱️ 92 minutes

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Summary

The boys are joined by the legend Jim Jefferies to ruminate on a litany of important issues... like babies with passports, swearing in sign language, cumming on duvets, and getting interrupted doing standup comedy with your shoes off by Leonardo DiCaprio. They also riff on fellow Aussie Margot Robbie, Stephen Hawking orgy logistics, and the sex lives of underpaid acrobats.

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0:00.0	I had a bandana that I used for a long time.
0:02.6	It was called the Wankank.
0:03.8	The Wankang!
0:05.4	Isn't your son's name, Hank?
0:07.0	Yeah, but it is before him as well.
0:09.0	They knew I named him after it.
0:11.3	Yeah, yeah.
0:12.3	I think it was discover something.
0:14.0	Okay, so I got like, you know, you've all got your lines in your back pocket for audience members.
0:21.0	And there was, there's something I do when I see like a dad
0:24.4	with like a 13 year old boy because they always bring their son I do this oh yeah
0:27.8	dad of the year blah blah blah and then I go I go look you tell some sex jokes, mate, but don't worry about it.
0:34.6	Your mother used to suck his cock all the time.
0:37.3	Right, they always kills.
0:39.3	Yeah.
0:40.3	And I go, and when you go home, now your mom's going to go go how's the show and you're going to panic and go you suck Cox
0:45.4	You know what I mean like yeah
0:49.2	Jim Jeffers I had done that to that kid bucket good two weeks earlier.
0:54.0	The dad had such a good time,
0:56.0	he came to the gig again.
0:58.0	I did the same thing.
0:59.0	Did the kid say anything?
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