265: Super Bowl Suckdown (Championship nut, v-day b*ttplugs, Apple Vision Pro review)

Stiff Socks

Trevor Wallace and Michael Blaustein | Audioboom Studios

Stand-up, Comedy

4.8 • 7.3K Ratings

🗓️ 14 February 2024

⏱️ 90 minutes

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Summary

The boys riff on Travis Kelce giving the ick, how quick you’re cumming after the Super Bowl, and Trev’s wild weekend in Vegas opening for Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer at the MGM Grand Arena. They also discuss valentine’s day plans and learn what gifts women actually want, plus hear from a listener that heard an interesting rumor about Drake.

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0:00.0	with a leash yeah because I want to have a word and then take the
0:03.8	take the leash and just kind of pull it I'm hard and then you guys just going to
0:09.3	top golf after quasi-mortem Quas immortal
0:15.0	immortal ass ho bitch happy Valentine's day
0:17.0	happy Valentine's day
0:18.0	do you want to be my Valentine yes oh
0:21.3	oh jack told us at the fucking gen z Z years now they have to ask each other even if they're dating
0:25.8	We have to ask each other to be their Valentine like if we were dating for three years we could be I'm wearing Michael Ballstein socks today. socks today. I'm wearing gooey socks
0:34.0	In and Out somebody brought me at the Vegas show. Thank you. I'm wearing in and out socks.
0:37.2	Dude those are sick what are your socks pop tarts?
0:39.1	Pop tarts. What's your pop tart? The cinema one? Good answer.
0:43.0	Yeah.
0:44.0	How do you feel about people who get the one without the frosting?
0:46.0	Killed him.
0:47.0	No, no, for all, I think there's certain things that
0:49.0	outside firing line called a day.
0:50.0	Yeah, I think there's some things that people do that they should be shot.
0:54.2	Like not, no, no, no, in an aggressive way.
0:56.5	I was going to pull it back, but if you choose, not.
1:00.8	I mean, it's like cracking a fresh bag of skittles and goes where is those yellow ones at?
1:04.0	Yeah, shock, guns.
1:06.0	Like, they should just get this.
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