267: Ass Life Crisis (Bomb like Madame Web, Trump Sneakers, V-Day was B-Day)

Stiff Socks

Trevor Wallace and Michael Blaustein | Audioboom Studios

Stand-up, Comedy

4.8 • 7.3K Ratings

🗓️ 28 February 2024

⏱️ 85 minutes

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Summary

The boys recap their Valentine's Day adventures, decide that every man eventually becomes an Ass Guy, and decide we're all just as bad for the planet as Taylor Swift. They also react to Madame Web, Trump Sneakers, and hear from a listener that JO'd to a very risky soundtrack.

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0:00.0	There was honestly so much food that afterwards we were fucking I got a cramp.
0:03.0	I was like, dude.
0:04.0	I don't think I knew the food.
0:05.3	We're in episode 267.
0:11.2	That is 267 hours of
0:15.3	Come Talk, nut talk.
0:19.0	Hold on, so we're close to 269?
0:21.4	Yeah.
0:22.4	269, and that day we should both 69
0:25.8	Us each other we could bring women into it no I think you would have to be other not each other because that would be 169. I feel like
0:34.7	wait hold on two dudes blowing like doing 69 that's like a perfect LEGO piece.
0:38.6	Yeah it's a it's a nice little puzzle piece. Yeah well it's like right on top like there's a it's like it's a nice little puzzle piece. Yeah, well it's like right on top.
0:42.6	Like there's a it's like batteries. Oh, battery. Rankin logs.
0:46.2	Batteries. I'm just saying other things. Battery 69.
0:50.1	One plus. Oh, get it. Pluses are that way and they're like up in there. It's a perfect charge. Yeah, it's right. Why when you put like your Apple watch right on the little cylinder? Did you use to take put batteries on your tongue to test them? I did. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
1:03.7	Everybody did that. Did you guys do that? Also why would you put batteries in the freezer?
1:06.7	They got a recharge or something? I think they last longer. Did they last longer or
1:10.6	did you put them in there to get them recharge?
1:13.2	Because that's what I would do.
1:14.0	Did I do it wrong?
1:15.9	Once they're dead, I will put them in the freezer.
1:18.2	I don't know if that works.
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