264: Treasure Map for p**** (Craigslist creeps, TikTok food reacts, Reddit p*rn wizards)

Stiff Socks

Trevor Wallace and Michael Blaustein | Audioboom Studios

Stand-up, Comedy

4.8 • 7.3K Ratings

🗓️ 7 February 2024

⏱️ 83 minutes

🔗️ Recording | iTunes | RSS

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The boys peep some insane Craigslist missed connections and decide everyone on that site should be on a list. They also riff on post nut pumps, react to stupid food, and hear from a listener about the lengths the internet will go for p*rn. Science. Huberman Labs.

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Transcript

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0:00.0	Some dude saw that pie, it was like,
0:02.0	I'm gonna do it respectfully.
0:04.0	Yeah, Peaches and cream.
0:05.8	Cream.
0:06.7	Are we in?
0:08.2	We are in.
0:09.2	This is a podcast.
0:10.6	This is a podcast.
0:11.3	We were supposed to have a guest today, but we don't.
0:13.0	That's fine. That's okay.
0:14.0	That's okay.
0:15.0	Because we are the guest.
0:16.0	We're the guest for them and they're the guest for us.
0:18.0	Dude, my guest is you and your guest is me.
0:20.0	What is the guest of honor?
0:22.0	Who's the guest of honor? What does that mean?
0:23.0	What's a bride's maid?
0:24.0	Made of honor?
0:25.0	That's too much.
0:26.0	This is the maid of honor.
0:28.0	Is it?
0:29.0	She sucked off Jeremy at a wawa, now they're getting married.
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