260: His One Loamy Weakness
Dear Hank & John
Complexly
4.9 • 8.5K Ratings
🗓️ 5 October 2020
⏱️ 39 minutes
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Summary
Why do superheroes fly with their arms out in front? Were my college expectations way off? Could we use space travel to look at dinosaurs? Should I feel bad about moderating my comment sections? Why aren't shadows totally black? Hank Green and John Green have answers!If you're in need of dubious advice, email us at hankandjohn@gmail.com.Join us for monthly livestreams and an exclusive weekly podcast at patreon.com/dearhankandjohn.Follow us on Twitter! twitter.com/dearhankandjohn
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| 0:00.0 | Hello and welcome to Dear Hank and John. |
| 0:06.0 | Doors, I prefer to think that Dear John and Hank. |
| 0:08.1 | It's a podcast where two brothers answer your questions, give you dubious advice, and |
| 0:12.3 | bring you all the weeks news from both Mars and AFC Wimbledon. |
| 0:14.8 | John. |
| 0:15.8 | Yeah. |
| 0:16.8 | John, did you hear about the teacher who doesn't like to teach in public? |
| 0:21.5 | No. |
| 0:22.5 | He was a private tutor. |
| 0:24.0 | John, wait, I don't get what? |
| 0:26.3 | Wait, why is that a pun? |
| 0:27.4 | I told the joke wrong. |
| 0:29.3 | That's just an observation. |
| 0:33.1 | Retell the joke. |
| 0:34.4 | Tell it from scratch. |
| 0:35.3 | And so we can find out just how good it was going to be before you messed it up. |
| 0:39.0 | Okay. |
| 0:39.5 | God, I'm so frazzled. |
| 0:41.2 | I really love it when the punchline of a joke has been ruined. |
| 0:45.3 | I love the second telling of the joke. |
| 0:48.3 | Yeah, listen, so much. |
| 0:49.7 | What did you hear about the teacher? |
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