259: Infinite Bird
Dear Hank & John
Complexly
4.9 • 8.5K Ratings
🗓️ 28 September 2020
⏱️ 40 minutes
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Summary
Could the pandemic wipe out lice? What's up with the "birds aren't real" conspiracy theory? Do you think this will be over by the end of the year? What would human pet food taste like? Are birds pee-shy? How do I convince my partner that alligators aren't that big a deal? Can listening to music really loud really damage your hearing? Hank Green and John Green have answers!If you're in need of dubious advice, email us at hankandjohn@gmail.com.Join us for monthly livestreams and an exclusive weekly podcast at patreon.com/dearhankandjohn.Follow us on Twitter! twitter.com/dearhankandjohn
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| 0:00.0 | Hello and welcome to Dear Hank and John. |
| 0:06.4 | Nor is I prefer to think of it dear John and Hank. |
| 0:08.4 | It's a podcast where two brothers answer your questions, |
| 0:11.0 | give you Dubies advice, and bring you all the weeks news |
| 0:13.1 | from both Mars and AFC Wimbledon. |
| 0:15.8 | John, I like a lot of different kinds of pizza. |
| 0:19.5 | I like it when there's pepperoni. |
| 0:21.2 | I like a Hawaiian pizza. |
| 0:22.6 | I like this crazy pizza where there's goat cheese |
| 0:25.4 | and caramelized onions that the local place does. |
| 0:28.1 | But John, nothing tops a plain pizza. |
| 0:30.9 | I'm mostly just offended that you like Hawaiian pizza. |
| 0:37.4 | I do. |
| 0:38.4 | I wrote a whole Anthropocene Reviewed episode |
| 0:40.4 | about Hawaiian pizza because it's the most fascinating food |
| 0:44.4 | that humans eat. |
| 0:46.2 | For those who don't know, Hawaiian pizza |
| 0:47.9 | was invented in the 1960s by a Greek immigrant |
| 0:51.8 | who was living in Canada and who was inspired by Chinese cuisine |
| 0:55.8 | to put an originally South American food |
| 0:58.6 | onto an Italian dish. |
| 1:00.8 | It is a very global phenomenon pineapple on pizza. |
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