261: Not Pastable

Dear Hank & John

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4.9 • 8K Ratings

🗓️ 12 October 2020

⏱️ 38 minutes

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Summary

Why is fire shaped like fire? What Halloween costumes work with a mask? Why do dumpsters all smell the same? How do I stop getting voting ads now that I've decided to vote? Will humans someday run out of dirt? Who had the idea for keys? Can you cook pasta in something besides water? Is it a bad sign if no ads show up in an ad break? Hank Green and John Green have answers!If you're in need of dubious advice, email us at [email protected] us for monthly livestreams and an exclusive weekly podcast at patreon.com/dearhankandjohn.Follow us on Twitter! twitter.com/dearhankandjohn

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0:00.0	Hello and welcome to Dear Hank and John.
0:07.0	Yours up for to think of it, dear John and Hank.
0:09.0	It's a podcast where two brothers answer your question, give you a DBS advice and bring
0:12.5	them all the week's news from both Mars and AFC Wimbledon.
0:15.7	John, do you know how the Romans would cut their pizzas?
0:19.7	How?
0:20.7	With little scissors.
0:21.7	I'm happy pizza miss John.
0:32.7	I'm very vulnerable right now to bad jokes.
0:36.5	I'm taking my laughs where I can get them.
0:39.1	It's been a little bit of a challenging week here at the greenhouse hold and that is also
0:44.4	a top notch joke.
0:45.7	Yes, I'm glad to have some pizza jokes for you.
0:49.4	It is indeed pizza miss in our community, which means that it's a two week period where
0:55.9	Hank and I make videos back and forth through each other on our YouTube channel Vlogbrothers
0:59.8	every day, just like it was 2007 again.
1:03.4	And we raise money for charity by selling a variety of different items featuring my face
1:11.5	with a mustache.
1:12.5	In fact, Hank, as I am making this podcast, I don't know if you can hear it, but I still
1:16.6	have my annual pizza miss mustache.
1:19.2	I don't know if it's affecting my intonation at all, but it's there.
1:22.6	I remember the conversation with you when you were like, oh God, pizza miss is coming
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