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Today I ordered food and I used a little sort of coupon code that was built into the app and so I got like 60% off of like, but I had to hit $35 and then I got the under that's sick.

Yeah, so I'm no, dude, I'm like, that's really thanks. Yeah, that's like really awesome.

Well, it's good because I didn't know the deal was going to be there. So you were ready. You were ready to drop $35 regardless.

I was ready to pay 40. Yeah. For one delivery and then turns out I only paid what 30, 35. Am I crazy? Am I crazy or is food?

Food price is just keeps going up. I'm joined by Zach Gordon. I went and I went to Cafe grad dude, which is the most obnoxious vegan restaurant in LA.

I still haven't been. Oh, you're missing out, man. They make you order by saying platitudes to yourself. You say you don't you order the I am grateful.

So that's what you say I am beautiful, whatever. And I got a pasta delicious $21 for I'm still hungry.

That's it. And yeah, if you're still hungry and you're leaving a restaurant, I'm bummed. I'm like, when it comes out, if the plate's not heavy, I'm usually like,

shit for $21. I was like, you know, this is pricey. But then again, it's like, okay, healthy vegan food. Like sure, I get it.

Sometimes I'll eat like I'll pack in mass before I go to a nice restaurant. I munched on a protein bar. Yeah, on the way or the after was the

after because you want the last thing in your stomach to be like the yummy thing you had. Well, I didn't know I was to be hungry miles.

But that's why you should have like packed on brown rice by the pound before you got there. That way you're like all

the so stuff, but I'll have just a little and you eat like the thing and it's nice and tasty. So I carry around rice in

my pocket, wherever I go. Yeah, it's crunchy, but Zach obviously, you know, from the internet. And if you don't know who

is, I'm surprised how you're here. Zach, you thanks for coming on the show. Hey, man, it is a thrill to be here. Yeah, would have been a

thrill to have been invited sooner. No. I just really don't know what took so long. Well, I actually think it was

very strategic. Yeah, what I was doing. And it actually kind of worked. You got me wanting it. I'm here on a Sunday. I'm

moistened you up, but not only, but that's not why I did it, but stuck me in Greece. That was a byproduct of very clever

planning. Yeah, but I, which was that I looved you out. But the plan was I was like, if I front load the big three,

which is raining, put it on my show is you get the Becky. Uh-huh. If I front load the big three, then I might have,

I might burn hot, but then I might you don't want to blow your load premature. I don't want to blow my

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