25: Revenge Banging My Crush's Dad (w/ Rainie Toll & Will Witwer)

Perfect Person

Miles Bonsignore

Comedy

5 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 28 December 2022

⏱️ 64 minutes

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This episode contains by far the most unhinged call on the show thus far, as well as a case study in being awkward at a party from freelance sidekicks, Rainie and Will.

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0:00.0	Hello and welcome to Perfect Person, the show where I'm flawless and I'm trying to teach
0:22.7	you how to get to my level. Yesterday I had a whiskey on the rocks with just one little ice cube
0:32.8	because apparently nice whiskies go better with water. It unlocks the flavor in a way that a whiskey
0:45.9	neat could never. Where did you learn that? Who cares, right? Yeah, it's just in your head. I
0:52.0	actually think that I did learn it from a friend who said he went, he was talking to somebody who
0:56.0	had a whiskey distillery and he that guy said he put a little water in his whiskey. Whiskey's not
1:01.3	really my drink. Whiskey's strong. I find that some like I want to want to like it. Yeah, it's hot.
1:06.4	It's hot to like. Yeah, you're drinking a whiskey. I mean, I think yeah, you're you're you're
1:11.5	even your example of being perfect by drinking a whiskey drink is like you trying to show off about
1:17.2	like I can drink this, but you don't actually like it. I do. I want to like it. You want to like it
1:23.3	more than you like it. I just feel like it would be a cool thing for me to have liked. Yeah,
1:28.3	I'm joined by Rainey toll and Will Whit were freelance sidekicks. The core three. That's right. That's
1:35.1	right. That's right. You just say Kiki Jiki Jiki Jiki Jiki Jiki Jiki Jiki Jiki. You may know us
1:40.4	three from our antics over at corporate. That's right. But we don't have to wear the tie today.
1:48.0	We don't have to wear the tie today. We are off the clock and we are unleashed. That's right.
1:54.0	And I figure we just start by talking about a party. So okay, so we have to get into this.
2:00.0	We have to come clean. We are coming clean. The time when I come clean and we and we sort of
2:06.8	recognize something that was really interesting that happened socially last night. And I'm really
2:11.2	actually glad that we're talking about this because I do think that I you know, I think people
2:20.8	call in there like how do you make friends and you know you have an answer and I think I'm just
2:24.1	here to sort of be like this is actually pretty art. Right. So I think what we can do is we have
2:30.0	a couple of case study and we can this is this is all just material for you guys to go how can I
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