27: Tazing My Friend For Funsies (w/ Sequoia Holmes)

Perfect Person

Miles Bonsignore

Comedy

5 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 11 January 2023

⏱️ 54 minutes

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Sequoia Holmes joins the show to take calls from people with stolen toilet paper, boyfriends who are late as hell, and musicians dealing with annoying suits.

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0:00.0	Hello and welcome to Perfect Person, the show where I'm perfect and you're a person.
0:22.3	This last week, I put the freaking rain ex stuff in the liquid part of your car where
0:30.4	you do the squirtie stuff.
0:32.4	I don't know what any of that is.
0:34.1	So it's when you press the little windshield wiper thing and so I installed just extra
0:41.6	of that and I bought the premium version of the windshield wiper squirtie stuff and I
0:50.6	found that it made a difference.
0:52.2	Really?
0:53.2	Oh my God.
0:54.2	Wait, this is the most dead shit I've ever heard of my fucking life.
0:56.9	You're starting the dad dude.
0:57.9	He's way early.
0:58.9	Yeah, I'm sort of getting into the mindset or like, no, you got to get the premium liquid
1:03.0	for your car.
1:04.0	Get the premium.
1:05.0	Okay.
1:06.0	Maybe because you know what it is, it's water repellent.
1:08.0	Oh, okay.
1:09.0	So it just like keeps the rain off of you.
1:11.1	It'll and then it'll be right.
1:14.2	The rain will be after you squirt it with the fresh.
1:19.1	You should start a car.
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