0:00.0	Welcome to Beach, to Sandy, Water to Wet, a podcast featuring real reviews written by people who just need the world to know what they think.
0:13.3	Between you and me, I wanted to like this podcast, but I'd give it zero stars if I could.
0:43.6	Hello and welcome to Beach 2, Sandy, water Too Wet, Podcasts where we read the worst reviews in the most dramatic fashion.
0:44.8	My name is Zandi.
0:46.7	Hi, I'm X-Tine.
0:50.1	We are in the fall.
0:52.4	Mood.
0:53.2	I love fall.
0:53.9	I love it. My favorite. I almost said favorite holiday. It is. It's my favorite season. It's when my birthday happens. Yep. It's when the leaves are pretty. Yep, because they're dead. Yeah, because no, I like to watch them die. Right. I like the process. Yeah, yeah. He's... Winter is when they're dead. Dark in that way. I love anything autumnal. I'm a sucker for it. I'm as basic as you can get in that respect. And I'm not a fall hater. So we are doing corn mazes today, which it took me many years to realize
1:28.3	the pun there, the plan words, a maze maze. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like every year kind of strikes me as, oh yeah, maize, maze, maze. Yeah, M-I-Z-E, M-A-Z-E, M-A-Z-E, M-A-Z-E, M-A-Z-E. Yep
1:24.9	I was like
1:26.0	Did I do that wrong?
1:27.1	I don't know
1:27.6	Your paws made me very nervous M-A-Z-E, M-A-Z-E, Maze. Yep.
1:46.1	I was like, did I do that wrong?
1:46.7	I don't know.
1:45.8	Your pause made me very nervous. Thank you for spelling it. Well, in case people weren't understanding what the hell you were saying because you just said Maze-M-M-S. Just saying the word over and over. You're right. You're right. You're totally right. Like we're on the same wavelength, but there are many times when people will comment like, what the fuck were you two talking?
1:46.4	What if I said?
2:18.1	What did we miss here? What if I said wave wavelength? And then you had to be like, W-A-I-V-E, W-A-V-E. I'm like. Yeah, a phrase that you use all the time. Yeah. So I would have totally picked up on that. We're on the same wave wavelength. This is from Elta.
2:19.4	It's of sever's.
2:19.9	Hominems.
2:22.2	Whoa.
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